sleepover

This is about the first sleep over in my whole life!!!!!!! It was a confusion at first because on Wednesday December 28th I thought it was Thursday but, boy, I was
wrong. I checked the calendar to see if it was Thursday but it said it was Wednesday. After that I kept checking the clock to make sure that I won't miss the sleepover.
Finally yesterday I went to Nate's house, Nate is my best friend. I came with Nate into his computer room then I took out my laptop and the web page was not even available, so we used Nate's desktop computer and played Star Wars the Clone Wars, Joe destructor and Zombotron. I liked the games because of how much cool stuff I get(Grenade launchers or coins that give you 25 or 100 more credits), it has a lot of great characters like the Bio bot in Zombotron.
Amy, Nate's mom gave me macaroni and cheese for dinner, it tasted excellent.
After dinner, I watched Nate playing the video games, Amy said that we should turn off the computer at 8:30 then we did turn the machine off. After the short period ended we brushed our teeth, changed into our pjs and went to bed. But we played with laser fingers. Laser fingers are these ring with colorful lights like blue or green.
We played the laser fingers by shining it on the ceiling pretending that they were like aliens invading earth.
The next day it rained when me and Nate woke up, Amy made us froysted flakes for breakfast. We went in Nate's computer room to spend some game period, after that us kids went to watch cartoons then in the end we played a lego battle. We finished the battle then I changed and Mom picked me up and that is the end. Of the sleepover.
I think this was the best time in my whole, entire life. And I want to have another sleepover at Nate's house. When I got home Kyle missed me because I was away for a night.

Spiders that somebody like me would really hate

Spiders are the worst fears that I seen in my whole life because I learned that some could be very poisonous like the evil looking black widow and the brown relic use. By the way there are about 1,2340,000,000, spiders on earth that are out to kill me.
If I saw a spider I would feel chilled to the bones. And someday a spider will crawl into my shirt, or every spider on Earth would turn big and destroy anything in it's ways and the planet will be helpless because the u.s.a. army cannot destroy those bloody arachnids! In harry potter the character Ron is afraid of spiders and I think he is a wimpy wizard!
But not all spiders are very poisonous but I feared that not poisonous looking spiders would look poisonous And.. that's one reason I feared the spiders. And in Charlotte's web there is this pig named Wilbur that makes friends with a spider named Charlotte. A . Cavatia I do not want to say the spider's last name but I like to tell a friendly spider's name. Like Charlotte's not that poisonous, don't ya think? And possibly there a spider heroes like Spider-man. You might not know him but his name might make you know him. possibly, today spiders do help people catch bugs that are very annoying and they are a part of nature.

14 people that I know

I have finished my list on all the people that I know about. And these are the people That I know a lot:
1. Kyle
2. Teg
3. Nate
4.Andrew
5. Cary
6. Will
7. Evan
8. Grandpa because I never met him until I was 6
9. Grandma
10. Mom
11. Dad
12. Sean
13. Amy
14. my teachers:
Mrs. Zeaman
Mrs. G
Mrs. Barrango
Mr. Lents
Mr. Greirson
Mrs. Miller

Terminator

Terminator is a cool and violent game that adults play. But let me tell you about the game I saw the fun game in a arcade, twice, one in Nate's party on his birthday and one in the fun quest in Tahoe. You might know about the game spot. Nate and Kyle which are two characters that you might know also LOVE Terminator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I \... also know that some of you people like Terminator too as you might know Terminator has a lot of death and 'killing and know there are the guys humans and cyborgs. Humans are good and cyborgs are evil. What's the point?!!! I am possibly a guy in uh... third grade know and you humans know that topic I writing know don't you think?!
and I also like star wars, and ninjago

13 things that I really like

Here are 13 things that I really, really like in the world:
1.Transformers
2. Hero factory
3. Heroica
4. All kill
5. Ninjago
6. Calvin and Hobbes
7. Nate
8. Bionicle
9. star wars
10. Garfield
11. Kyle
12. Terminator
13. diary of a wimpy kid

Icy

It is very hot in the house and I need a drink of lemonade! It is snowing but I can't go out because the snow is 1,000 feet deep, a storm is blowing, and the heater is making me very, very, hot! I knew I shouldn't turn on the thermometer! Because heat is expensive! Boy I cannot go to the thermometer again! But wait! I remember that I am a boy! Remember that you can do the thing that you are thinking of! I know that I can't do it but yes! I am moving yes! yes! yes! yes!!!!! I am moving and I go near the thermometer! Then click! I flick the switch and Hooray!!!! And...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I knew that it wasn't warm but it is cold! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Eeth koth and Serra Kito vs. Darth Re van

Ahem... This is a star wars battle and let's get started. Evil Darth Re Van appears in front of our heroes Serra Kito and Eeth Koth. "Your deaths shall please my master Jedi scum"! Booms Darth Re van, "The hands of the republic will be mine! And prepare to die now you fiendish scums"! Says the sinister Darth Re van. Then Eeth Koth lights his light saber which is usually green and Serra kito lit up her double bladed blue light sabers, the Jedi heroes are no match for the evil sith lord! Then Re van kills Eeth Koth with the evil skills then Revan tricks Serra kito into a dangerous trap! Will the Republic be in Revan's hands?! Find out next time!

Annoyed

I am reading a magazine for a Lego ad in here. I think that there is a ad because Kyle said that there was an picture for the Lego challenge I hope. I found 10 ads in a magazine before, and I think...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I think someone pinched me! Oh never mind the business, ha! So I am bothered?! No Way! I am a kid that is as good as ever! And then I keep finding a ad! I am doing that now and nothing is bothering me ever again! As long as it is fine! SO... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am still bothered! And I am madder! Than ever! And I can't take this any more and I stopped pinching myself a few weeks ago and who can I blame annoying me for nothing???????!!!!!!

Never use bad words

I am writing a list of horrible words, Kyle is opening his Lego set. Mom and dad are shopping at Walmart, I think that I am writing a list of good words and I know my dog is not an expert at words. But... wait! I am done! These are my list of the words that are ah.. known so now there are my words: Poopy, fatso, dumb, idiot, the f word, fart, ain't, kill,#!@#$%, @)(Y&%977(, Yakka Foob, mog grug snekka lekka sooka stupid, fizz brain,die, horror, Krek, Ha! Ha! Ha!, Stup, and that's it, you see I did not learn all of these words and I ..... Hey! Nate knows these words! So I am off! Later I am at his house then Shawn says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those are illegal words!

Humbled

Baxter the family cat and I are sitting at the dinner table, Kyle, Mom, and dad are shopping and Tin-tin is sleeping on my bed. Tin tin is my dog. Then I say to Baxter: I bet you can never be like me relaxed. You are a cat and I am the owner. This time I am telling you a fact not an opinion, so you are that humbled and I am not humbled like you and I am a human you are a cat. And now can you nap? So you will stay quiet because you are noisy a lot did you know that Baxter? And you.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Baxter is doing something! Hey no way! His legs are flat and the thighs are flattening and his tail is too! And I never knew that! Then now Baxter's ears a flat! Then Baxter is pumping up like a balloon! Now he is fine! Okay, Okay, I am humbled! Then the cat says Don't mess with the master. Then I say who is the master now?

My funnest trip to Tahoe

I'll tell you about my best trip to lake Tahoe. It all started on Friday or maybe Sunday. You pick. I drove there with my family and we went to a hotel instead of a cabin because a cabin was way too expensive. In the sign in I met Jeffery one of my friends. Then I saw my room. It had a lamp, a pair of beds, a TV, and that was all, I also had dinner with Andrew another friend of mine. He had brought an ipad too. He did a turn for him, a turn for me and a turn for Kyle, After a game of laser runner we went to Larry and Sophie's hotel room, they were watching the Star wars funnies. We watched about 4 minutes then I went to bed. The next day I went skiing with Andrew and Jeff. I also took lifts. And then we went to lunch and then we skied for another 10 or 5 minutes. And then we left. The other day we took 4 lifts and skied 6 times. Then we went home and that was a great trip! And we got a lego star wars set,

hero factory

Hero Factory is a game a cool game, but it is a lego set too. Let me tell you, last month I went to Legoland and I had a lot of fun, but then I saw a hero factory builder challenge. I made this cool robot but I did not have much time, I had a better robot the next day because we were there early. I am interested in these things because I am a robot expert. This toy had been around since 2010. I got interested in that lego then, I do not know that if hero factory is a lego or not. Perhaps no. I had to like that because if Bionicle is not available I need a cyborg to like. I am still a expert at robots and monsters because I think that if they fight together the cybord will win. And there are heroes: Nex Evo, Stormer, Surge, Bulk, Stringer, Furno, Breez and Rocka. But there are villains: Corroder, Meltdown, Vapour, Thunder, Von Nebulba, Fire lord, Drilldozer, Nitro blast, Jet bug, Witch doctor, Fangz, Raw jaw, Scorpio, Wasp ix, and that is all . You see this topic is good isn't it?

Ninjago

Ninja go is a cool movie with Ninjas vs. skulls. There are four Ninjas: Kai Cole Zane Jay and a green ninja named Rio He is the fifth ninja. So there are 5 ninjas. The enemies are these skulls: Krazi, Nuckal, Bonezai, Kruncha, Wyplash, Samukai, Chopov, Frakjaw, and Garmadon. Samukai looks a lot lik General Grevious Don't you think? Because Grevious has four arms like Samukai. I think that... wait! There are snakes too. Serpentine, Rattla, and other snakes I do not know. Ninja go is my favorite ninja lego because in 2012 there are ninja vehicles against the snakes and other foes. I have a good time having them and if a thing has no ninjas I do not need it and ninjas are the most coolest guys and they are like very cool knights of china and the knights are another favorite, of course.

when I know this

It is a big day to start a new life. I do not know what day is it to have a challenge, and wait! It is new year's eve!!! Wake up Tin tin! He's my dog and I call my cat Baxter. It is time to count down. 5,4,3,2,1..., it is now a new year. It is time for a new challenge to start! And we are wasting time! Lets start this now! And if I am a good kid the world is new! Slot the card for a hat!I am a expert! A genius! A fame! And It is a good year! I can count up to it and Tallyho! I am good! And It is a bodily right! And for a final I am a decorator that is a cool man! It has to start! If I am ready you are! Than I can prove the winter and A new start to a new world! Or a same start and a same week to live in the house everything is new for a life in the new year even in space! A kid is a brand genius and a fame! And then I opened the closet, and AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! OOf OOMPH! AAA! I knew I kept junk from my pets!

Or?!

Nate and I are walking in the cold wet snow, we are talking about new year's eve. Nate suddenly asked are your parents going out for the winter? Then I say nope. Then Nate says do you have a resolution? Then I say Wait, It is a free year and I do not need a resolution?! And I am okay as I always am! It is a single chance to pick a new life! Or stop your life! Also take a resolution or leave It ahem... I know that it is a winter day and for your comment I am aggressive! Or fond. so what?! If I trip on a board ha! Big deal! That happened a lot of times!!! Hearing that makes me really,really,really,really sick of talking like a very bad, and dorky moron! The year uh.... I think I don't remember the conversation. Lets go to my home to play with lego battles and lets do Youtube. I am a expert at doing a Youtube video of course and a snack. So We go to my house and AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I am slipping on slippery ice! I guess this is a time to hurt yourself.

My father's dragon

This story is about a kid's father, in the beginning the kid's dad found an old cat in the alley when the father was a boy. The cat does not have a home and she wanted to live as a pet cat because that it was raining. So the father told the cat if she would like to live with him. The cat said that she would if the
father let her sit on the couch.  The father said yes. So they went home, but the dad's mother got shocked when she saw the old, stray alley cat. The dad asked his mother if she would feed him but she said that she would never feed the stray cat because she hated alley cats. So the father fed the cat himself instead. But one day the mother saw the milk saucer in the cellar and she whipped the dad and  threw the cat out the door.
The father found the cat and suggested for a walk then the father said that if he had a plane he would go anywhere he wanted to go to.  The cat said there was a poor baby dragon was slaved by a lot of animals on this island called Wild Island. So the dad went to a boat to save the dragon, the cat prepared some useful stuff he might need on his trip. Later in the night 2 sailors saw the bags of things that the father packed. The sailors saw a printed writing called cranberry. They thought the bag had cranberry's but it felt like wheat because the father was in the bag.
Later the dad landed on the island called Tangerina. He slept under a tree full of oranges. He saw a cute mourse on the bag when he woke up. Later he went to the Wild Island to sleep there, the next day he heard a voice, a boar voice, saying there was the greatest invasion ever, first some orange peels eaten by the dad, the mouse saying something about that and another pile of orange peels. That scared the father and he ran away. Then he met 7 tigers who wanted to eat him, and the dad gave them 7 packs of gum to chew until the color turned green so they can plant more gums. Then the father met a rhino who wanted to drown him, but the father gave him a toothbrush and a toothpaste to clean his tusk. Later the dad met a lion who wanted to save him for tea, but the dad gave him a comb, a brush, and some ribbons to make his mane neat so he could please his mom. Then he met a gorilla who wanted to twist his arms but he gave him and his monkeys some magnifying glasses to search for the fleas on him.At last the dad met crocodiles who needed something sweet to eat, and the dad gave them lollipops but he said that the crocodiles needed to make a line first so he could tie a lollipop on their tails. He crossed the river by walking on each crocodiles' back. Then the dad met the dragon finally and freed him with his knife and the all the animals were chasing the dad but he got away by riding the dragon and the animals got wet feet because the crocodiles started to swim away.
The part I really like about this story is the crocodiles having all the animals on their back. Because those animals are mean and it served them right. I think those animals will be eaten by all the crocodiles or maybe they will change and be nice to any dragons from now on. 

AAAGH piranhas!

I'm very bored to death and I cannot find anything fun. I want to play legoes but I am through that thing. I want to eat something but I cannot eat. I think I did not look at the news so I am going to do that. When I look at it... wait! It is yesterday's news! And there are just never anything new here! And there are just leftovers! When is there a new decade?! It will never be the future! Sigh... that is just, just the way it is all the time! I think that I could go to Nate's house but It is too cold out there and it is just the plain old snow, snow, snow! Oh... when is it the future I hate this! I wish there were something new, and I think I should watch my TV show then, so I go to the TV and turn it on, and AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It is just the @$**&& reruns! I guess there is never any fun things to do around this darn house! Why can't I go out just because it is snowing 100 feet! I should have had a good snack! Then I here a shrill scream. I grab a umbrella and wait. And the guy who screamed is my brother and my dog saying
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! piranhas in the toilet! The plumbing got up! Well I guess that is a new thing that had happened.

ice on the road

It is a snowy Saturday and the whole world is white as a sheet of paper. Every time I take a deep breath a cloud appears in front of me. The wind blows in my face and I feel like that I am in a ice cube. The snowflakes in my neck feel like that I had been tickled.
I am shoveling Nate's driveway because I'm trying to make money to buy a pair of skis. It snows too darn much and I am almost catching hypothermia! Because shoveling the drive is hard work I should do something else. Then I am done shoveling the drive and I go on to Nigel's. Again how much he owes me? Why money can make people give you stuff? After all they are just paper with a special symbol printed on the top.
I should win some lottery then I can get a mansion and a car but I can't drive so I should hire a chaffuer.but mom told me that it is illegal to buy a lottery ticket under 18.
So what? Uh... I think I am done now. And Now I go to my drive and I shovel my drive quietly, so now I'm done and when I start to slip in ICE! Or.. AI! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ayeeeeeee! And WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Oklahoma is worse than this when it snows, I am not doing this anymore! And... uh... whew! That was a close call, thanks to my balance I am fine! I go in and splat! I think I should have known my dog was sleeping by the door! And I told my dog a million times to not sit in the darn door's way!

Order 66

Order 66 happens in STAR WARS episode 3. It is the time when Palpatine kills four Jedi that try to kill him. Order 66 is the only order that clones say."Execute Order 66"! Every clone says that. That is a bad word like kill. And somebody made that thing up and it is horrible! Who made that up??! And why did that happen? Are Clones insane?! Why does it have to mean to kill a Jedi? How long did they execute Order 66?
Jedis are very powerful, they can use the force to move stuff and sense dangers, they can destroy pretty much everything, with a lightsaber And once I saw Yoda kill clone commander Gree. By 'cuttin off his head with his lightsaber.  By then I mean it! Usually Jedi are unstoppable but they did not know that clones betrayed them. So clones ambushed  Jedi by shooting them on the backs.
Clones are insane maybe. Or senile. And a clone once killed Krell. Most Jedi were killed in order 66 but two Jedi survived, Obi wan ken obi and master Yoda. Then Luke Skywalker was born and together they fought the  empire and destroyed the death star. And the Sith were defeated. But a Sith might  born one day. And a new battle will start.

Winter blog

My dog and I are
sleeping by the fire.
We are having hot chocolate
with marsh mallows. I am sleeping by
the fire and my dog does not care,
this is a jolly year and I can have
fun, Since this came
and life is good, when new years eve comes
I am good, but
since Christmas is a
few days away I
can wait a
little more.

Scorpion cyborgs

Scorpions are interesting,
they have pincers and spiky
bulky tails. These animals are
very cool and... I think they do have to eat
spiders. And I think that is true. Nor a spider is bigger
or a scorpion. And in Hero factory there is a scorpion cyborg
called Scorpio. And by the
way I do not know this but well?!
Why am I writing this? I should stop that topic and
I get crazy. And if scorpions live

I should kill em. And stop this thing and
topic!

submarines

Submarines are a underwater
vehicle that move, and this
is one, today me and Nate
went to this place in San Francisco,
the place had a lot of games and
there was this game called Terminator,
the problem was Nate and I could not
stop looking at this game! But finally we
decided to do the game later,
and we saw X-men Vs. street fighter and that game
was cool to! And whenever Nate and I saw a game like Terminator
we kept our eyes on that game. Then we went to the submarine and there were a lot
of torpedoes and cannons. And last we went to In-N- out burgers and we celebrated Nate's
birthday party and that was a great day!

Nate and I

Hi Nate!
I am Matthew your best friend!
We are friends to each other
and now we are in separate schools.
I miss you every week but we still meet
each other a lot. We had been playing
together but now we are not in the same school.
You are home schooled and I am still
in Dueveneck. I know that you are learning
cavemen and doing the same stuff I learn in
school. I still wish that I could meet you
every day but hanging out with you a few times
is good enough, and I think you will remember how much
fun we could play before we went to separate schools.

A fake doughnut

I am walking in town,
I see cars, stores, restaurants
and other stuff! Wow! I should do this
every summer! Because today is summer,
I try looking
for a good store because I am
hungry and thirsty, I cannot
find a good place and I give
up so I go home
and eat lunch. And I would have a drink,
but when I am about to go home
I see a vendor selling doughnuts so I
buy a doughnut and when I bite
it ow! It is a fake one!

A big storm that is a fog

I am going into bed
and I dream of something,
that I think of, because I am
asleep and dreaming.
This is a thing that I don't dream
usually. It can be
fake, so I toss and turn to
get rid of it, lately my principles had
to stop so what?! A 1/ 219 life is not
real and it can stop, at midnight I
keep thinking of it and I cannot sleep,
the next day I get up and wait! Why
can it be a fog?!

winter

I am looking
outside the window.
It is a magical sight,
I see snow and a lot of
kids out there.
They are sledding, building snowmen,
skiing and a lot of fun!
I wish I was one of the kids because I did not
want to get cold and wet, and I wanna stay warm.
So I look outside a few more hours and
then I think about this.
So I flipped a coin so surely I land on tails
and I go out and wheee! It is fun!

why does life change?

Life is a fact on this
because I think it does not
change, so that deal is better then
weird things. I spend an hour thinking
of it but not really.
It cannot be true that life
changes but it can,
ever since I live doesn't mean
this ends so what can happen?!
Dreams are fiction and a night time thought,
Gagging is a fake and weird thing I did and
so this is a weird time.
If dreams and life are changing that may
be possible and not, so what?
So life might still be mystery and
it wears me out a lot talking about this and do legos have a
life?

Templton the nastiest rat

Templton is a rat, a huge nasty
rat. He is a rat in Charlotte's web.
He loves catching unusual stuff around
the barn where he lives.
He had been decorating a big
mess in my life. I believed
he kept these: string, a rotten egg, a
article paper and more,
I cannot live with Templton when he
was around cause' that rat is messy
. Once he made a stink in the barn by
accident because he left his
egg outside. But that was so funny
and.. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ho! HEE Hee! I cannot
say more except BWWAHHHHAAAA! But Templton did good things like when he made Wilbur the pig wake up after he fainted by getting dizzy, Templton actually woke
Wilbur up by biting his tail, sometimes Templton is a big help and I can know this because of what he is doing.

The picture that got mixed up

I am standing to get a photo
taken by dad and then...
Uh-oh...the world  has
turned strange! All of
the colors have turned into
the opposite color! But my
skin.. AAA! it is pale green!
How would this happen!?
It will stay like this! developer!
I need a developer!
Then dad says doggone it! Matthew
that's another 50/1.2 picture ruined!
Maybe I should have got something
fun.

Hysteresis and cloddish things

I had a strange hysteric
a little bit, but
I decided tidemark living
was better, then I have to think smart.
It has been a long time after this
happened so I needed a development and errand.
I believed there was a new decision or a good
Havoline. That was not a idea
but I was distal able enough to do this.
Now I would've had a better Havoline.
Anyway if this happens I should choose
the x power cyborg.

Fog

I am looking out a window.

It is very

see a thing! I think it has to stop!

klaxon days like foggy and I cannot this are

so
depressing I get Scipio.


Finally I decide something should Bradstreet
things, so I go out and then

WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG! I think I foggy

because maybe

it snowed and the sidewalk got

icy!

Star wars

Star Wars is my favorite movie,
because it has space battles,
special soldiers, and much more.
I have been loving star wars since
I was about six or maybe 7,
my best friend Nate also loves star
wars and he also likes Indiana Jones, batman and alien conquest.
What I liked about star wars is because clone troopers and there
strength, I can afford star wars for Christmas since that is a special holiday.
And I wish star wars exists.

Mom's birthday

I was going to buy you a
card with pink and red hearts but
I decided to save my money,
so now I am writing the poem on my computer
to give you a poem, so happy birthday to you.
I think if I bought a card I would have less money,
and a perfect card could be very expensive and it
is hard to buy a big card instead of a small one.
so if you love me how much
do you love me?

A letter to Santa,

Dear Santa,
Well enough chit- chat
lets get down to my things,
this is the things I want:
a duplicator gun, with all of the numbers and a good side button,
a special ring that makes my wishes come true,
the republic swamp speeder and the Naboo starfighter,
the shadow ARF trooper, the Star Wars the clone wars video game,
a pair of night vision goggles, the clone turbo tank from 2005, the
clone scout walker/ AT- RT that is the 2005 version.
So that is all I want,
sincerely, Matthew. PS: The things I did really do good
this year were helping my little brother find every Lego he
wanted, cleaned up a dead spider for My little brother and mom
and some other good things I don't remember. And I want the separataist spider droid
the 2007 clone trooper battle pack, and the droids battle pack and also Zane DX Kai Dx

sport weirdos

I am playing doodle sky,
I play level 11 and then
crash! What is that sound?
Maybe a breaking car,
I am not going out this time because
I think this is not going to be good.
I play level 29 then that sound again!
Oh what a annoying noise!
So I look out and hey!
why are kids breaking windows outside?

Glibness Bjork s

I made a decision, from
now on I had lived for 13
decisions, I can't live like
this but captain crash is
so funny I cannot stop,
it had been a while since this
thought came. Though I have to
stop this Atom thing.
Besides if I am stuck on this
I am going to hate that,
Every Saturday I saw captain crash
fall in a pit with grenades and he went flying in
the air. But if winter lasted forever I have to live.

Zinfandel places

AAH... Uh-oh, something
is wrong, really wrong,
the laws of motion has changed!
It is really weird! I can't see
what is right and what is wrong!
Everything can't be the right shape
nor' the size, and what is the best
idea? Everything is good outside but
why is it strange inside? Why can that
be true? All the sudden I knock over a chair
and then Dad says "Matthew stop it
or I will sell you to the zoo"! Is
something wrong with people?

Weird cities

Nate and I are walking
in town, Nate says
that maybe that tomorrow
the town will change into
the future, I ask Nate
if that is true but Nate does not
know. That night when I get into bed
the thing that Nate said hardly gave
me a restful sleep, was the town gonna change?
Will it be really true? Well I don't know.
The next day I looked outside
and guess what? The town changed! There were jet packs, laser beams and everything else
I can guess in space.
I tell Nate that the town changed into the future and then he was surprised!
So for the whole world everything had changed.

A mega huge thing

I am reading a book, I read chapter 14 and 15,
and then.. I hear a noise, a clinking rusty noise.
I get annoyed but the noise stops.
When the sound stopped I keep reading, but I hear that noise again!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! That harassed me!
So I stop at chapter 21, and when I go outside I
see a box.
So I knew that it was a thump.
but what I really saw was a 123 feet lego
monster in the box!

The strangest decrements

A few months ago I had Xanax decisions. I decided I shouldn't learn a
lot of foreign languages, so that is why I started on Chinese.
I added my marks on another life but this is a different story.
Ever since I was born here I cannot waste a lot of time.
I tried indispensability good things but I couldn't work this out.
I had a chance to do that but I only had it once.
My life got really stressed out once, now I cannot remember that.
So now it could be utterly strange about my canister menu but I
couldn't stress it out, and how can that happen? If
I was not here I can decrees it or not
so? If this place is weird I can never,ever lie.

A hundred years ago...

Sometimes I sit and wonder
how it was like a hundred years ago.
Did cavemen ever keep dinosaurs as pets?
Did flowers ever grow? Did aliens ever
attack earth? Well my body is strange,
I mean really strange. Did giant spiders
attack earth? I could like it
if I was born then.
And did cavemen ever see the stars?
Perhaps or maybe not.
So if I had a time machine I would
see what it was like 10,000,000,000 years ago.
So now I could try getting that topic off the hook.
So I can be avoided.

My Strange Life

I had strange thought a month ago, but I
could not remember after Halloween, But I can
remember Nate,Cary and Andrew. When I thought of
that then I can know about things I forget.
If Kyle is around I think of him.
I can know that but know
it is strange.
School is a fortune but to me, I will
pay ten dollars and I had a system but...
know I can live. But to
know life is good.

The Lucky Lottery

This is a summary on the lucky lottery.
In the beginning three friends called Dink, Josh and Ruth rose have a slush ball battle and then two kids named Ben and Josephine say that their big brother Lucky O Leary needs help, so the three friends Dink, Josh and Ruth rose come to Lucky's house, Lucky said that his seven- million ticket has been stolen. Then Dink knew that a burglar has heard about the lottery contest, and Lucky knew what Dink was thinking of. When Dink and his friends left Lucky's house, Josh's dog Pal found a scarf on the snowy ground. Josh said the robber probably dropped the scarf. So the friends knew the scarf was their first clue. Then they went to Lucky's grandfather's house. His grandpa's name was Hector. Hector noticed that Dink said his grandson's lottery ticket was stolen. Hector said there was somebody that stole stuff in his house, and her name was Zelda Zoop. She was the sneakiest lady in Hector's house. The three kids went to the lottery store to ask the clerk Dot calm if heard of the crook that stole Lucky's ticket, but she said that they should know what the criminal looked like. So Josh drew the crook,and it was the same one as Dot said. After The kids left the shop they went to the sports center and asked everyone if they heard of the crook. But nobody knew about him. However a woman said that the man looked like Josh as the older version and then the friends knew that no one knows the man. The crook can be someone else could the robber. The next day the friends went to the lottery shop and then they saw a man drop a tinfoil bow tie then to their shock it was Dot calm with fake mustache! So the police caught Dot calm, and then the ticket was returned to Lucky and he was happy again.

My own story

Ahem.. tonight is a story night,
so here is my story Once upon a time
there was a dog and a cat, they always
played pretty rough. One day a spy saw
them playing rough and then he knew something.
that evening while the dog was watching TV the
spy dog went to the dog's house and told the dog
that he always played crazy with him and
he said that he should kidnap him and
then the dog said "No way"! But the spy dog said
"You play silly with him". Then the dog said "Okay".
So later the spy dog came to the cat's house and
then crept in with out a sound, then got a rope from his
case and Ahem.. tonight will have this story To be continued. And
thanks for coming here!

Life

I had to make a great thinking
a little while ago. I think living is
really stranger than my own truths,
than after a big decision I would take a tiny
fad. My fish will let me have a flicker, I
could let my hermit crab take a piece of my life. It is a big deskill to
have my only deals. Years and years go by and now I still have to
make a piece of a translated thought and ship my life to any pet in my house.
I will take it in but....
if this is getting strange I can stop.
But if I got 1,00,000,000 dollars what can I do
with that?

Ambassadorial thoughts, strange lives and the weirdest things on earth

I was born on on
some day I cannot say
tremendous stuff, I think
this is a big life and
I can have my own motto.
My motto was think
of everything and be a
kind boy. I used
to have this motto but now
it is: have a great thought every
time, now I should keep that thought.
But I would change my mind
and always get a new Friend. But I
can get motionless and stranger,
well I can be a great boy
but I should say that I
will have a lot of good friends.
And I will have lots of good Lego sets.

Showing your impatience

I had never got a bad
decision because I was
born. There between Andrew and Cary was my
own patient personalty. I could make a
great decision or a bad decision. My good
decisions would make a unerring surprise and I had
to make the decision to a right so I can Havoline this stuff.
When it comes to a deferential right I will
forget this and I meant that now,
so I should keep 10 cents inside my lottery and
buy something. Also.. hey! when is
the Tron movie starting?!

the futuristic world

A new decade was coming up but nobody knew that
thing. I know about this decade once or twice because
that is a very interesting thing to say. I can't afford
it because I did not think about this, and
you call this the future?! Then where are the UFO interceptors?!
Where are the helper bots?! Where are the flying cars?! Where are the Floating cities?!
Where are the moon colonies?! Where are the moon parades?! This is no
future then! But there is space shuttles,and a satilite.
If they are the only future ships I will
be happy to make the world into a future.

The thump

I am reading a Batman comic. Until I am on
page 23 Thump! I look out the window,
how weird I say, because I heard a thump and
there is nothing outside. Well forget it, I'll keep
reading. While after the last 10 pages I hear the
thump again! Well the only thing outside is a box. And I
do not see anything else. I keep reading and there is that confounded thump again!
Well I decided to see what's bothering me and open the thing in the package,
well before I step out of the door whack! a bucket hit me in the head!
And then Kapow! it is a grenade! And wait till I catch
the person that made that
bomb!!!

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

People never believed that food will rain down. But in this story it will.
In the beginning there is a boy named Flint Lockwood, a kid that wants to be a scientist when he grows up, but at school Flint was teased a lot by Brent. One day at show and tell Flint brought a shoe spray, he sprayed it on his feet and then Brent asked, How are you going to get that off nerd?! When Flint heard that, he tried to get that off but it could not come off, then Flint remembered that the label said the rubber shoes cannot come off. Later at home he tried to get it off with his dad's tools but he still couldn't get it off. When he tried biting on the tip harder he still could not get it off. But his mom gave him a scientist coat and then he was very happy. But his inventions were a very very big mess like when he made a remote control TV it ran outside and it scared a lot of people and when he made a hair spray Flint sprayed it on his dad and hair grew all over his dad, they both screamed when they saw each other! And the most funny part the monkey translator, when Flint turned on the translator on Steve, Flint's pet monkey, Steve started to get very, very hysterical, and then Steve ruined the whole class and pulled out his dad's mustache!
Then one day Flint invented a machine that could make water into food, but Flint accidentally flew it into the sky during a presentation. But then it started to rain burgers and then he made it rain a lot more food on his computer, then when a policeman named Earl asked what food should he make because tomorrow was his son Calvin's birthday. Flint made it snow ice cream and the surprise worked. Then he made friends with a reporter named Sam, When it stopped snowing ice cream Flint made it rain jello and he made a jello mansion. They had a lot of fun in the jello and Flint made the sky rain more food and then there was a disaster! But luckily Flint got into his flying car broke into the food maker, and was almost killed but destroyed the food maker and the world was safe once again.
And for the summary I want to be a scientist when I grow up.

Deferential lives

I had a little decision when was age 6 that Calvin and Hobbes was my favorite comic books. Calvin is a 6 year- old boy with yellow hair and Hobbes is a stuffed tiger. When nobody is around except Calvin, Hobbes is a real live tiger. I like Calvin and Hobbes because some of the parts are funny like when Calvin made faces in front of the camera. I would love the Calvin and Hobbes forever. When I have kids I would let them read Calvin and Hobbes if my kids will like it, I think I will like Calvin and Hobbes forever.

Space Bombs

I am in space, as a space
junk floats by my
space shuttle. I've
never seen a space junk
in outer space before
but this time I saw
a space junk in
real life! But Nate
said it was a space
bomb but it did not
get us, what relief!
Then we see 1,000,000,000000
space bombs! When we get
home I hope I will
never see another
bomb for the rest of my life.

A really strange thing

One day people were talking
about something that nobody
ever heard of, they were talking
about a weird animal that is
called a soundbite. When I
see everyone talking about
this I ask them what are
they talking about, they say
that there is a animal called a soundbite,
I say 'That is weird''. But they say
that they seen a fossil one at the museum. I do not
know what do they mean, when they
show me the weird animal we sell it
to the zoo and for the rest of the world
everyone knows soundbites exist.

Exploding balloon

I see a package by my door,
I pick it up and I would
not open it because last
time the thing in the box was a bomb,
and I think it is going to be a bomb,
I think. The bomb that blew me up
was a A ARF380 grenade. So that is why
I do not want to open the box,
but then Kyle says I should open
it, so I tell Kyle if it's a bomb I will throw it away,
but Kyle does not know if it is
a bomb or something else. So
when I open it it is a balloon
what relief! But when I pump it..
BBBOOOOOMMM! It exploded!

Batman

There are not many
heroes these days,
because they don't
exist. But if there are superheroes the
people will not be very bad. There are these heroes
like Superman, Daredevil, Black panther, Eagle man,
Spider- man, Thor, Thing, Torch, Captain America,
Mr. fantastic, X- men, Batman, Iron man, Tron and more. I don't
know why super heroes do not exist and I like it when the heroes
do exist. But the hero I really like is Batman, because he has
cool suits like the Demolition suit, the Glide suit, and the Thermal
suit. I will think this is weird anyway. But to get back to
the topic I hope Batman will exist one day.