AAAGH piranhas!

I'm very bored to death and I cannot find anything fun. I want to play legoes but I am through that thing. I want to eat something but I cannot eat. I think I did not look at the news so I am going to do that. When I look at it... wait! It is yesterday's news! And there are just never anything new here! And there are just leftovers! When is there a new decade?! It will never be the future! Sigh... that is just, just the way it is all the time! I think that I could go to Nate's house but It is too cold out there and it is just the plain old snow, snow, snow! Oh... when is it the future I hate this! I wish there were something new, and I think I should watch my TV show then, so I go to the TV and turn it on, and AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It is just the @$**&& reruns! I guess there is never any fun things to do around this darn house! Why can't I go out just because it is snowing 100 feet! I should have had a good snack! Then I here a shrill scream. I grab a umbrella and wait. And the guy who screamed is my brother and my dog saying
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! piranhas in the toilet! The plumbing got up! Well I guess that is a new thing that had happened.