sleepover

This is about the first sleep over in my whole life!!!!!!! It was a confusion at first because on Wednesday December 28th I thought it was Thursday but, boy, I was
wrong. I checked the calendar to see if it was Thursday but it said it was Wednesday. After that I kept checking the clock to make sure that I won't miss the sleepover.
Finally yesterday I went to Nate's house, Nate is my best friend. I came with Nate into his computer room then I took out my laptop and the web page was not even available, so we used Nate's desktop computer and played Star Wars the Clone Wars, Joe destructor and Zombotron. I liked the games because of how much cool stuff I get(Grenade launchers or coins that give you 25 or 100 more credits), it has a lot of great characters like the Bio bot in Zombotron.
Amy, Nate's mom gave me macaroni and cheese for dinner, it tasted excellent.
After dinner, I watched Nate playing the video games, Amy said that we should turn off the computer at 8:30 then we did turn the machine off. After the short period ended we brushed our teeth, changed into our pjs and went to bed. But we played with laser fingers. Laser fingers are these ring with colorful lights like blue or green.
We played the laser fingers by shining it on the ceiling pretending that they were like aliens invading earth.
The next day it rained when me and Nate woke up, Amy made us froysted flakes for breakfast. We went in Nate's computer room to spend some game period, after that us kids went to watch cartoons then in the end we played a lego battle. We finished the battle then I changed and Mom picked me up and that is the end. Of the sleepover.
I think this was the best time in my whole, entire life. And I want to have another sleepover at Nate's house. When I got home Kyle missed me because I was away for a night.

Spiders that somebody like me would really hate

Spiders are the worst fears that I seen in my whole life because I learned that some could be very poisonous like the evil looking black widow and the brown relic use. By the way there are about 1,2340,000,000, spiders on earth that are out to kill me.
If I saw a spider I would feel chilled to the bones. And someday a spider will crawl into my shirt, or every spider on Earth would turn big and destroy anything in it's ways and the planet will be helpless because the u.s.a. army cannot destroy those bloody arachnids! In harry potter the character Ron is afraid of spiders and I think he is a wimpy wizard!
But not all spiders are very poisonous but I feared that not poisonous looking spiders would look poisonous And.. that's one reason I feared the spiders. And in Charlotte's web there is this pig named Wilbur that makes friends with a spider named Charlotte. A . Cavatia I do not want to say the spider's last name but I like to tell a friendly spider's name. Like Charlotte's not that poisonous, don't ya think? And possibly there a spider heroes like Spider-man. You might not know him but his name might make you know him. possibly, today spiders do help people catch bugs that are very annoying and they are a part of nature.

14 people that I know

I have finished my list on all the people that I know about. And these are the people That I know a lot:
1. Kyle
2. Teg
3. Nate
4.Andrew
5. Cary
6. Will
7. Evan
8. Grandpa because I never met him until I was 6
9. Grandma
10. Mom
11. Dad
12. Sean
13. Amy
14. my teachers:
Mrs. Zeaman
Mrs. G
Mrs. Barrango
Mr. Lents
Mr. Greirson
Mrs. Miller

Terminator

Terminator is a cool and violent game that adults play. But let me tell you about the game I saw the fun game in a arcade, twice, one in Nate's party on his birthday and one in the fun quest in Tahoe. You might know about the game spot. Nate and Kyle which are two characters that you might know also LOVE Terminator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I \... also know that some of you people like Terminator too as you might know Terminator has a lot of death and 'killing and know there are the guys humans and cyborgs. Humans are good and cyborgs are evil. What's the point?!!! I am possibly a guy in uh... third grade know and you humans know that topic I writing know don't you think?!
and I also like star wars, and ninjago

13 things that I really like

Here are 13 things that I really, really like in the world:
1.Transformers
2. Hero factory
3. Heroica
4. All kill
5. Ninjago
6. Calvin and Hobbes
7. Nate
8. Bionicle
9. star wars
10. Garfield
11. Kyle
12. Terminator
13. diary of a wimpy kid

Icy

It is very hot in the house and I need a drink of lemonade! It is snowing but I can't go out because the snow is 1,000 feet deep, a storm is blowing, and the heater is making me very, very, hot! I knew I shouldn't turn on the thermometer! Because heat is expensive! Boy I cannot go to the thermometer again! But wait! I remember that I am a boy! Remember that you can do the thing that you are thinking of! I know that I can't do it but yes! I am moving yes! yes! yes! yes!!!!! I am moving and I go near the thermometer! Then click! I flick the switch and Hooray!!!! And...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I knew that it wasn't warm but it is cold! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Eeth koth and Serra Kito vs. Darth Re van

Ahem... This is a star wars battle and let's get started. Evil Darth Re Van appears in front of our heroes Serra Kito and Eeth Koth. "Your deaths shall please my master Jedi scum"! Booms Darth Re van, "The hands of the republic will be mine! And prepare to die now you fiendish scums"! Says the sinister Darth Re van. Then Eeth Koth lights his light saber which is usually green and Serra kito lit up her double bladed blue light sabers, the Jedi heroes are no match for the evil sith lord! Then Re van kills Eeth Koth with the evil skills then Revan tricks Serra kito into a dangerous trap! Will the Republic be in Revan's hands?! Find out next time!

Annoyed

I am reading a magazine for a Lego ad in here. I think that there is a ad because Kyle said that there was an picture for the Lego challenge I hope. I found 10 ads in a magazine before, and I think...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I think someone pinched me! Oh never mind the business, ha! So I am bothered?! No Way! I am a kid that is as good as ever! And then I keep finding a ad! I am doing that now and nothing is bothering me ever again! As long as it is fine! SO... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am still bothered! And I am madder! Than ever! And I can't take this any more and I stopped pinching myself a few weeks ago and who can I blame annoying me for nothing???????!!!!!!

Never use bad words

I am writing a list of horrible words, Kyle is opening his Lego set. Mom and dad are shopping at Walmart, I think that I am writing a list of good words and I know my dog is not an expert at words. But... wait! I am done! These are my list of the words that are ah.. known so now there are my words: Poopy, fatso, dumb, idiot, the f word, fart, ain't, kill,#!@#$%, @)(Y&%977(, Yakka Foob, mog grug snekka lekka sooka stupid, fizz brain,die, horror, Krek, Ha! Ha! Ha!, Stup, and that's it, you see I did not learn all of these words and I ..... Hey! Nate knows these words! So I am off! Later I am at his house then Shawn says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those are illegal words!

Humbled

Baxter the family cat and I are sitting at the dinner table, Kyle, Mom, and dad are shopping and Tin-tin is sleeping on my bed. Tin tin is my dog. Then I say to Baxter: I bet you can never be like me relaxed. You are a cat and I am the owner. This time I am telling you a fact not an opinion, so you are that humbled and I am not humbled like you and I am a human you are a cat. And now can you nap? So you will stay quiet because you are noisy a lot did you know that Baxter? And you.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Baxter is doing something! Hey no way! His legs are flat and the thighs are flattening and his tail is too! And I never knew that! Then now Baxter's ears a flat! Then Baxter is pumping up like a balloon! Now he is fine! Okay, Okay, I am humbled! Then the cat says Don't mess with the master. Then I say who is the master now?

My funnest trip to Tahoe

I'll tell you about my best trip to lake Tahoe. It all started on Friday or maybe Sunday. You pick. I drove there with my family and we went to a hotel instead of a cabin because a cabin was way too expensive. In the sign in I met Jeffery one of my friends. Then I saw my room. It had a lamp, a pair of beds, a TV, and that was all, I also had dinner with Andrew another friend of mine. He had brought an ipad too. He did a turn for him, a turn for me and a turn for Kyle, After a game of laser runner we went to Larry and Sophie's hotel room, they were watching the Star wars funnies. We watched about 4 minutes then I went to bed. The next day I went skiing with Andrew and Jeff. I also took lifts. And then we went to lunch and then we skied for another 10 or 5 minutes. And then we left. The other day we took 4 lifts and skied 6 times. Then we went home and that was a great trip! And we got a lego star wars set,

hero factory

Hero Factory is a game a cool game, but it is a lego set too. Let me tell you, last month I went to Legoland and I had a lot of fun, but then I saw a hero factory builder challenge. I made this cool robot but I did not have much time, I had a better robot the next day because we were there early. I am interested in these things because I am a robot expert. This toy had been around since 2010. I got interested in that lego then, I do not know that if hero factory is a lego or not. Perhaps no. I had to like that because if Bionicle is not available I need a cyborg to like. I am still a expert at robots and monsters because I think that if they fight together the cybord will win. And there are heroes: Nex Evo, Stormer, Surge, Bulk, Stringer, Furno, Breez and Rocka. But there are villains: Corroder, Meltdown, Vapour, Thunder, Von Nebulba, Fire lord, Drilldozer, Nitro blast, Jet bug, Witch doctor, Fangz, Raw jaw, Scorpio, Wasp ix, and that is all . You see this topic is good isn't it?

Ninjago

Ninja go is a cool movie with Ninjas vs. skulls. There are four Ninjas: Kai Cole Zane Jay and a green ninja named Rio He is the fifth ninja. So there are 5 ninjas. The enemies are these skulls: Krazi, Nuckal, Bonezai, Kruncha, Wyplash, Samukai, Chopov, Frakjaw, and Garmadon. Samukai looks a lot lik General Grevious Don't you think? Because Grevious has four arms like Samukai. I think that... wait! There are snakes too. Serpentine, Rattla, and other snakes I do not know. Ninja go is my favorite ninja lego because in 2012 there are ninja vehicles against the snakes and other foes. I have a good time having them and if a thing has no ninjas I do not need it and ninjas are the most coolest guys and they are like very cool knights of china and the knights are another favorite, of course.

when I know this

It is a big day to start a new life. I do not know what day is it to have a challenge, and wait! It is new year's eve!!! Wake up Tin tin! He's my dog and I call my cat Baxter. It is time to count down. 5,4,3,2,1..., it is now a new year. It is time for a new challenge to start! And we are wasting time! Lets start this now! And if I am a good kid the world is new! Slot the card for a hat!I am a expert! A genius! A fame! And It is a good year! I can count up to it and Tallyho! I am good! And It is a bodily right! And for a final I am a decorator that is a cool man! It has to start! If I am ready you are! Than I can prove the winter and A new start to a new world! Or a same start and a same week to live in the house everything is new for a life in the new year even in space! A kid is a brand genius and a fame! And then I opened the closet, and AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! OOf OOMPH! AAA! I knew I kept junk from my pets!

Or?!

Nate and I are walking in the cold wet snow, we are talking about new year's eve. Nate suddenly asked are your parents going out for the winter? Then I say nope. Then Nate says do you have a resolution? Then I say Wait, It is a free year and I do not need a resolution?! And I am okay as I always am! It is a single chance to pick a new life! Or stop your life! Also take a resolution or leave It ahem... I know that it is a winter day and for your comment I am aggressive! Or fond. so what?! If I trip on a board ha! Big deal! That happened a lot of times!!! Hearing that makes me really,really,really,really sick of talking like a very bad, and dorky moron! The year uh.... I think I don't remember the conversation. Lets go to my home to play with lego battles and lets do Youtube. I am a expert at doing a Youtube video of course and a snack. So We go to my house and AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I am slipping on slippery ice! I guess this is a time to hurt yourself.

My father's dragon

This story is about a kid's father, in the beginning the kid's dad found an old cat in the alley when the father was a boy. The cat does not have a home and she wanted to live as a pet cat because that it was raining. So the father told the cat if she would like to live with him. The cat said that she would if the
father let her sit on the couch.  The father said yes. So they went home, but the dad's mother got shocked when she saw the old, stray alley cat. The dad asked his mother if she would feed him but she said that she would never feed the stray cat because she hated alley cats. So the father fed the cat himself instead. But one day the mother saw the milk saucer in the cellar and she whipped the dad and  threw the cat out the door.
The father found the cat and suggested for a walk then the father said that if he had a plane he would go anywhere he wanted to go to.  The cat said there was a poor baby dragon was slaved by a lot of animals on this island called Wild Island. So the dad went to a boat to save the dragon, the cat prepared some useful stuff he might need on his trip. Later in the night 2 sailors saw the bags of things that the father packed. The sailors saw a printed writing called cranberry. They thought the bag had cranberry's but it felt like wheat because the father was in the bag.
Later the dad landed on the island called Tangerina. He slept under a tree full of oranges. He saw a cute mourse on the bag when he woke up. Later he went to the Wild Island to sleep there, the next day he heard a voice, a boar voice, saying there was the greatest invasion ever, first some orange peels eaten by the dad, the mouse saying something about that and another pile of orange peels. That scared the father and he ran away. Then he met 7 tigers who wanted to eat him, and the dad gave them 7 packs of gum to chew until the color turned green so they can plant more gums. Then the father met a rhino who wanted to drown him, but the father gave him a toothbrush and a toothpaste to clean his tusk. Later the dad met a lion who wanted to save him for tea, but the dad gave him a comb, a brush, and some ribbons to make his mane neat so he could please his mom. Then he met a gorilla who wanted to twist his arms but he gave him and his monkeys some magnifying glasses to search for the fleas on him.At last the dad met crocodiles who needed something sweet to eat, and the dad gave them lollipops but he said that the crocodiles needed to make a line first so he could tie a lollipop on their tails. He crossed the river by walking on each crocodiles' back. Then the dad met the dragon finally and freed him with his knife and the all the animals were chasing the dad but he got away by riding the dragon and the animals got wet feet because the crocodiles started to swim away.
The part I really like about this story is the crocodiles having all the animals on their back. Because those animals are mean and it served them right. I think those animals will be eaten by all the crocodiles or maybe they will change and be nice to any dragons from now on. 

AAAGH piranhas!

I'm very bored to death and I cannot find anything fun. I want to play legoes but I am through that thing. I want to eat something but I cannot eat. I think I did not look at the news so I am going to do that. When I look at it... wait! It is yesterday's news! And there are just never anything new here! And there are just leftovers! When is there a new decade?! It will never be the future! Sigh... that is just, just the way it is all the time! I think that I could go to Nate's house but It is too cold out there and it is just the plain old snow, snow, snow! Oh... when is it the future I hate this! I wish there were something new, and I think I should watch my TV show then, so I go to the TV and turn it on, and AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It is just the @$**&& reruns! I guess there is never any fun things to do around this darn house! Why can't I go out just because it is snowing 100 feet! I should have had a good snack! Then I here a shrill scream. I grab a umbrella and wait. And the guy who screamed is my brother and my dog saying
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! piranhas in the toilet! The plumbing got up! Well I guess that is a new thing that had happened.

ice on the road

It is a snowy Saturday and the whole world is white as a sheet of paper. Every time I take a deep breath a cloud appears in front of me. The wind blows in my face and I feel like that I am in a ice cube. The snowflakes in my neck feel like that I had been tickled.
I am shoveling Nate's driveway because I'm trying to make money to buy a pair of skis. It snows too darn much and I am almost catching hypothermia! Because shoveling the drive is hard work I should do something else. Then I am done shoveling the drive and I go on to Nigel's. Again how much he owes me? Why money can make people give you stuff? After all they are just paper with a special symbol printed on the top.
I should win some lottery then I can get a mansion and a car but I can't drive so I should hire a chaffuer.but mom told me that it is illegal to buy a lottery ticket under 18.
So what? Uh... I think I am done now. And Now I go to my drive and I shovel my drive quietly, so now I'm done and when I start to slip in ICE! Or.. AI! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ayeeeeeee! And WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Oklahoma is worse than this when it snows, I am not doing this anymore! And... uh... whew! That was a close call, thanks to my balance I am fine! I go in and splat! I think I should have known my dog was sleeping by the door! And I told my dog a million times to not sit in the darn door's way!

Order 66

Order 66 happens in STAR WARS episode 3. It is the time when Palpatine kills four Jedi that try to kill him. Order 66 is the only order that clones say."Execute Order 66"! Every clone says that. That is a bad word like kill. And somebody made that thing up and it is horrible! Who made that up??! And why did that happen? Are Clones insane?! Why does it have to mean to kill a Jedi? How long did they execute Order 66?
Jedis are very powerful, they can use the force to move stuff and sense dangers, they can destroy pretty much everything, with a lightsaber And once I saw Yoda kill clone commander Gree. By 'cuttin off his head with his lightsaber.  By then I mean it! Usually Jedi are unstoppable but they did not know that clones betrayed them. So clones ambushed  Jedi by shooting them on the backs.
Clones are insane maybe. Or senile. And a clone once killed Krell. Most Jedi were killed in order 66 but two Jedi survived, Obi wan ken obi and master Yoda. Then Luke Skywalker was born and together they fought the  empire and destroyed the death star. And the Sith were defeated. But a Sith might  born one day. And a new battle will start.

Winter blog

My dog and I are
sleeping by the fire.
We are having hot chocolate
with marsh mallows. I am sleeping by
the fire and my dog does not care,
this is a jolly year and I can have
fun, Since this came
and life is good, when new years eve comes
I am good, but
since Christmas is a
few days away I
can wait a
little more.

Scorpion cyborgs

Scorpions are interesting,
they have pincers and spiky
bulky tails. These animals are
very cool and... I think they do have to eat
spiders. And I think that is true. Nor a spider is bigger
or a scorpion. And in Hero factory there is a scorpion cyborg
called Scorpio. And by the
way I do not know this but well?!
Why am I writing this? I should stop that topic and
I get crazy. And if scorpions live

I should kill em. And stop this thing and
topic!

submarines

Submarines are a underwater
vehicle that move, and this
is one, today me and Nate
went to this place in San Francisco,
the place had a lot of games and
there was this game called Terminator,
the problem was Nate and I could not
stop looking at this game! But finally we
decided to do the game later,
and we saw X-men Vs. street fighter and that game
was cool to! And whenever Nate and I saw a game like Terminator
we kept our eyes on that game. Then we went to the submarine and there were a lot
of torpedoes and cannons. And last we went to In-N- out burgers and we celebrated Nate's
birthday party and that was a great day!

Nate and I

Hi Nate!
I am Matthew your best friend!
We are friends to each other
and now we are in separate schools.
I miss you every week but we still meet
each other a lot. We had been playing
together but now we are not in the same school.
You are home schooled and I am still
in Dueveneck. I know that you are learning
cavemen and doing the same stuff I learn in
school. I still wish that I could meet you
every day but hanging out with you a few times
is good enough, and I think you will remember how much
fun we could play before we went to separate schools.

A fake doughnut

I am walking in town,
I see cars, stores, restaurants
and other stuff! Wow! I should do this
every summer! Because today is summer,
I try looking
for a good store because I am
hungry and thirsty, I cannot
find a good place and I give
up so I go home
and eat lunch. And I would have a drink,
but when I am about to go home
I see a vendor selling doughnuts so I
buy a doughnut and when I bite
it ow! It is a fake one!

A big storm that is a fog

I am going into bed
and I dream of something,
that I think of, because I am
asleep and dreaming.
This is a thing that I don't dream
usually. It can be
fake, so I toss and turn to
get rid of it, lately my principles had
to stop so what?! A 1/ 219 life is not
real and it can stop, at midnight I
keep thinking of it and I cannot sleep,
the next day I get up and wait! Why
can it be a fog?!

winter

I am looking
outside the window.
It is a magical sight,
I see snow and a lot of
kids out there.
They are sledding, building snowmen,
skiing and a lot of fun!
I wish I was one of the kids because I did not
want to get cold and wet, and I wanna stay warm.
So I look outside a few more hours and
then I think about this.
So I flipped a coin so surely I land on tails
and I go out and wheee! It is fun!