weird people

I am in the bus with Tintin my samoyed. I am 21 and Nigel is with me. He is 23. But let's forget that. some 25 year old boy asks if the empty spot next to me is taken then I say "Nope". When I looked out the window The boy said, "Wow look at that dog of yours". "He looks pretty big", "If he was twice as bigger then ever he would look like a wolf". "But of course the zoo will hear about this wof and then take him to the zoo". "But people will feel guilty for looking like druids and they will leave the zoo". "Well good luck"! Then a old man said watch out for Spies from Uranus