Eye exam

On Sunday I went to an eye exam hospital. Dad also came with me. The doctor';s  name was Dr. Lou. She was also named Maria but that is a different story. First The doctor gave me some eye tests. Next she gave me this kind of chart with a bunch of these words: w m a c f g b z x v. Those words do look normal but they have weird looking sides on the board. Then, after that Maria went to pick my glasses because I was getting glasses. At last, finally I got this cool paper glass toy and it was so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prisoner 9823

This morning when I woke up, I thought that the whole school vandalizing thing last night was just a very bad dream, but I found out that  it really happened last night. Because I saw the newspaper on the dinner table, SO it meant that basically I am a CRIMINAL. The first thing that startled me was that the guy that was shouting, HE had a camera and took a neat photo of Nathan and I. So that is the reason I was awfully quiet at breakfast. When I went to school, kids were only talking about the thing that happened here last night. After lunch, was even worse. The police CAME to school. Calling kids, one by one, down to the office. After Cameron Lu went back to class and told us that the principal had lie detector, it was this machine that could tell if the kid that  came to the office was lying. When a police officer hit  the " copy" button out would come a piece of paper. Saying something, But luckily the police cleared out when it was last recess, so I feel like we are off the hook.

Mario's enemy's

1. Bowser

2. Donkey kong 

3. Goombas

4. Spiky Goombas

5. King boo 

6. King boo minions 

7. Flying yoshi 

8. bomb creatures 

9. caterpillar thing's

10. large Venus fly traps

11. Wario

12. Waluigi

Area 65

Area 65 is this really interesting game where you shoot all of these outlaws. The crooks are smart enough to outsmart cops. Well of course do not shoot the hostages. Because if you killed the people this kind of scary alarm noise comes off because once when Nathan  and I played the game, Nate accident-prone like, killed somebody and the noise happened. How you reload is to shoot the side of the machine. But you know the terrorists sometimes try to kill you, but if you do not like Area 65 I will just tell you about something else.

Summer

Every kid has his summer fun on these hot old days. But not me. I like to spend half of the day indoors playing Commando 3 and Twisted wizard 2 with the curtains closed and the lights off. But my mother tells me that it's not natural for a kid like me to stay inside on nice summer days. But I keep telling Mom that I am just trying to protect my skin from the very hot sun, so I do not look wrinkly or worse.. But of course and always She never listens. My only option was... Hey! I could go to Nathan's country club!!!  So when I went there, first We swam in the pool for 12 minutes. Then.. wait,We saw this boy named Chris, we made a mistake inviting him in the neighbourhood.  Surely when we tried to talk to him he started talking with this lifeguard instead. We did not need him because all we wanted were these smoothes but Mr. Hopkins on, Nathan's Dad was busy golfing so pretty much we just got a drink at the water fountain. A few weeks later Nathan said that he couldn't invite me to his pool but I am glad to hear that because I do not have to check my soda for bees every time I take a sip.

blob monster attack part 2

As we can see Nathan and Matthew are in  danger from the blob monster. But surely Nathan was not going to fight the monster himself, he needed Matthew's help! But no weapon could stop this mighty monster!! But suddenly it started to bounce away. But it was going to return.... The next day it did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Matthew woke up and heard the cries of screaming people! A man said that the Creature was Huge!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matthew saw a trial of slime!!!!!!! But that was not it...  The police used rifles but still, earlier nothing can stop the evil thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! The monster grabbed the police but they used nightsticks to beat the monster but it just threw them into a house! Matthew thought of something but then the monster disappeared! And. it was floating in the air! It Was.. SUPERMAN!!!!!!!! He did it! He killed the monster with his laser eye and the monster never returned again.

The attack of the blob part one

It was dark and stormy night. Nathaniel and Matthew were alone in their house, Suddenly a large Thump-Thump- Thumping came from the dark basement's door. Matthew got freaked out but Nathaniel saw that it was only his Dad checking the power fuse. Next they heard a slapping noise from  of the hallway. But they just saw a glove on the hallway wall. Then they heard the loudest knock on the door. But it was just that a branch hit the door. but that was not even true, a 10-foot blob was the one who knocked on the door!!!! Nathan grabbed a hunting rifle but the monster destroyed it!!!!!! What will happen next? See part two next time!

Party!!!!!!!!!

Today we had Kyle's birthday party. I know you think that today is my brother's birthday but you are wrong. On December it was Kyle's  birthday. But we had not celebrated the party. So today we went to the Exhibit, which a few of you chumps know. First Nathaniel my friend and I jumped on trampolines. Then we asked for 1$ For some change and did. The first game was the house of the dead, it is a game that almost all of you know. Next, we played star wars complete saga. We kept losing, losing and losing, We Jumped again but that was not very fun... Finally it was time for that party to begin. Kyle did not make a wish but he did blow out all the candles. He Mainly ate the cake but I accident-prone spilled his water. Nate and I jumped for the next 2 minutes, played Time Crisis 3. And finally went home. I was too tired but the  party was fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terrorists

If I was really important I could really get famous but I know some people  are not very,  very, very, very, famous because they usually Terrorize other kinds of people. That is called being an terrorist. By the way I would love to tell you about the criminals but the list is SO long. But I will tell you about some of those guys: Air terrorists, Boat terrorists, and last but not least...  Afghanistan terrorists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These people are the scariest, maddest, and dangerous crime of all!!! For example this guy named Osama Ben Laden is the leader of the air plane criminals. But to make a long story short Laden was killed by Obama and thrown in the deep blue waves. I say Spartan warriors do it to a mime once but just getting kicked in an ocean is more serious than THAT. By the way Obama is our leader and president.

The Amazing moose

As you can see the moose is one of the worlds greatest animals, they are not good but here is what they hate: Pizza ,Metal, Bubble gum. They do have many habitats but they could be some how extinct, I mean REALLY extinct. But here is the populations: Bird= Kid. Bird=moose. But that is not really that true, I mean sort of. Why will Moose have antlers if they do not do anything? The Mexican Lizard's eye has 2 uses but antlers have only 0 uses, by the way,,, Antelopes and deer have Antlers but they do not do anything of course, but the moose is not a hero or anything so.... the moose is not useful, and that is it. But some of you guys believe that the bird can change shapes.

Marvel

Well,  this is the Marvel list:

1. H.E.R.B.I.E 

2. Franklin Richards 

3. Spider-man

4. Dr. Richards

5. Mrs. Richards

6. Iron man 

7. Conan the Barbarian

8. Squid man

9. Torch 

10. Thing

11. Angel 

12. Archangel

13. Ice man

14. Wolverine 

15. Colossus

16. Captain Marvel 

17. Puppy

18. Mr. X

19. Phoenix

20. Dr. doom 

21. Scorpion 

22. Daredevil

23. Captain america

24. Red skull

25. Stilt man 

26. Bullseye  

Mini clip

Mini clip is a game arena where you play a lot of these games: Joe Destructor, Zombie Tron ,Commando 3, Canary, Egyptian tale, Obama alien defence, Ice temple, Monkey quest, and Cactus McCoy.  Well I will tell you how I used this system: Last year I went to Jeffrey's house for a play date. Jeffrey showed me his games but there was this one that I really liked this game that Jeffrey created. I do not know the name of that game but   the other systems were, SO cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So that was how I started the mini clip. Mom never let me play those but now you 'd know that sooner or later most kids will start playing mini games.  

Exploritorium

Today, we went to San Francisco again. This time where we went was the Exploritoirium, the Exploritorium is this place full of all these weird stuff. First, we went to the tank where you see this huge, huge whirlpool, that huge thing was one of my favorites, the next thing we did was going upstairs to do more stuff, the first thing we did was the ball toss. You know, that spot where you toss washers or balls? Well that was TOTALLY awesome!!! Next we did the electric shock and Nate is very interested in those stuff that he kept playing with it. We had to tell Nate 100 times that it was time to go someplace else. Nate's most favorite part was this kind of real brain... EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Let's just skip this part! Then we went to see plankton,bacteria, well they are sooooooo cool! And we went to lunch after looking at almost everything. I had a Fanta with cheese pizza, Kyle had a hot dog. After lunch we went to play PAC-Man X, made a giant bubble, and bought stuff from the gift shop. Afterwards we played Lunar landing then got home, that... was the best trip ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six packs

Tomorrow we are having sports at middle school, it will have a lot of stuff like running, doing push-ups, chin-ups,volleyball,soccer, and a mascara run. The sports sound great but the only problem for the mascara run is that only kids with six-pack abs can do mascara running. I am supposed to do all the sports but mascara run is a big problem, let me tell you that later, at the end of gym today I got grouped with 5 kids: HP, Nat, Dominic, Timothy, and Carr. the gym teacher said that It was for the sport unit. I knew that at first. But I still needed six-packs.
The next day I knew were I could find six-packs, Dad kept those in a cupboard in the kitchen. So I took one put it around my body and went to school with it. I made sure that I had my shirt off at the mascara run so the gym instructor saw me. The five guys in my group had six packs maybe because they have six packs. But one look at them I could tell that they were really AWFUL make up artists. The abs did not last at the mascara run but I am sure that I am not doing the run again tomorrow.

My list of minfigures

This is the list of all these guys: Star wars Rex, Luke, Han, solo, Jabba the Hutt, C-3PO, R2-D2, R5-D4, R-3PO, R2-Q5, Waxer, Boil, Slick, Chopper, Cody, Hawk, Matchstick, Yularen, Tarkin, Echo, Buzz, Gus,
Aqua zone:
Diver
Aquanaut

Aqua shark
Hydronaut sea scorpion guardian
shark guardian crab guardian
angler guardian. Alpha team:
Dash Ogel
Radia
Ogel
minion Flex
Arrow
Diamond
Batman: cat woman
Batman
Robin
Nightwing
Joker
Two face
Poison Ivy
Bane
Lex Luther
Superman
Flash
Lego Ninja go: Snappa
Mezmo
Skales
Fang-suel
Fangtom
Fangdom
Rattla
Slithraa
Bonezai Chopov
Kruncha
Nuckal
Krazi
Wyplash
Frakjaw
Samukai
Garmadon
Cole
Zane
Jay
Kai Rio
Lego castle: Jayko
Santus
Danju
Rascus
Vladek, Shadow Knight
Troll
evil Druid
Good druid, Skull
Dwarf
King
Lego alien conquest: Solider
Alien trooper
Alien android
Alien clinger
Alien commander

What makes think that I am really good

I am reading Goosebumps horror land little shop of hamsters. I finish at 2:00. But then Mother came in my room, she asked me what the book was about, I said: "It is about evil gigantic hamsters scaring a lot of people". Mom said, "Yes you are right." Heeeyyy.... I am good at telling mom the whole story! Lets answer the question mom is asking right now. Mom asks me, "What is 233+ 1,000= to"? I say, "1,233"! "That answer is also correct". Mother said. Wait a second! I am getting better and better! What is making me smart??????!!! Now Mom says, "What is the answer to 1,225+310? I suddenly say: "1,535"! Mom says "Good work". That night when I went to bed I thought of what is making me smart. Could it be that I did a lot of work in bed? Could it be that I am doing better at school? Well, It still is a mystery....!

loves and hates

Mother
Dad
Lego sets
terminator
all kill
doodle jump
Garfield
Bionicle
doodle sky
Area 56
hero factory
Ninja go
stupid ninjas
Calvin and Hobbes
mini games
Kyle
Hates:
movie blackouts
horror movie
spiders
Monday
cats
bulling

The funny farm

Sigh... I am very bored to death. am 21. and Tin tin my dog is chasing Baxter the cat. "Boy, I wish that I could join Baxter and Tin tin because they always have so much fun but... "Hey"! I could join them"! First was fetching Baxter took charge then said "Here"! "Fetch the stick"! Then It was chasing each other so started out like this: Bark! reeaar! Hiss!!! Now for the bonus one! The pet food contest!!!!!!!!!!!! I ate the food slowly but the dog and cat ate wildly!! now for the last one! Car chasing! We hissed barked and growled at the drivers, we did not stop until someone shouted, Dad!! "A Teenager, a dog and a cat are acting crazily"! Than the dad said "Pack your bags Franklin, we are definitely leaving this time"! Heeeyyyy... Isn't that kid the one I really hate?!

weird people

I am in the bus with Tintin my samoyed. I am 21 and Nigel is with me. He is 23. But let's forget that. some 25 year old boy asks if the empty spot next to me is taken then I say "Nope". When I looked out the window The boy said, "Wow look at that dog of yours". "He looks pretty big", "If he was twice as bigger then ever he would look like a wolf". "But of course the zoo will hear about this wof and then take him to the zoo". "But people will feel guilty for looking like druids and they will leave the zoo". "Well good luck"! Then a old man said watch out for Spies from Uranus

The colour that is weird

I am reading a book on history, then Dad says dear! "Come out and see this beautiful sunset"! Mother says "One more try and boom"! I come out and ask dad: "Why was the world black and white a back then"? Dad says "Sure they did have colour film but the world WAS black and white then. I say, "That is pretty weird". Father says : "Truth is weirder than fiction". I say, But if the world was black and white why do my teachers say that the film was black and white then??? Dad says, "For that question I am not pretty sure about that, by the.. OH yeah the film was black and white than. And then I say "Well the sun set very early but now it is times for dinner". So from that day on I remember about the history of colour.

rain

Me and one of my new friends are standing in the rain waiting for the bus, now I am in middle school and I am 14 My friend is 12 years old. "Want to hear my dream"? I ask, my friend says "Ok"
he says. Ahem. I say so here is how it went: "I was dreaming in bed at night and there was this really cool dream, it was about me standing outside, my dad kicked me out the house, I wanted to go in but then I started flapping my arms and then I changed my mind of going in because I started flying in the air!! I laughed so hard that my tears came out and I saw the whole city of Palo Alto! Everyone in the neighbour saw me and started cheering and clapping! I also joined a pack of hawks... but my mother woke me up and said that if I do not wake up I'm gonna miss the bus so here I am standing in the bus stop waiting for the bus to come. Either... sigh, Tuesdays are always like this.

Holiday Bazaar

Me and Nate are playing video games, We play for 20 minutes than I ask Nate, "Do you want to be rich"? Then Nate says why yes!!!!!!! "Then we are going to have to run a holiday bazaar" I say, Nate said All right!!! So the next day we make our holiday bazaar map to tell us what stuff we really need to get rich, than Nate suggested a dunk tank but I said that, the idea was WAY too dangerous because what if the person was a lousy aimer? Nate says, so let's make a arcade, Well.. I say, It's kinda... uh. Perfect!!!!! We take out ten packs of boxes because we didn't have enough money for real arcade machines. The first game was PAC-Man because you just got this little character being chased by ghosts, eating pellets. In our version we had Nate inside the box operating ghosts glued to pencils, while the person outside moved PAC-Man with a popsicle stick. So later we spent the next two hours making the package look like the real game. Nate asked what if he needed a bathroom break in the box, then I said we will get to that later, when I made the groove for the popsicle stick the whole maze fell in the machine, well I guess that I will have to think of a better way than making the groove for PAC-MAN.

mimes

As you can see I am not the world's biggest scaredy cat but my worst fear are the mimes, mimes are these ugly clown like people that do all these scary tricks like walking against the wind. Boy, the people are clowns that do not talk. Nate, my best friend is afraid of THOSE people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you can say mimes are a lot worse than clowns, and no mimes are going to like talking. MIME is also an Internet standard. If I have to pick which one is more scary, Mime or Spider, I pick the mime, but for the middle, mimes are pretty funny and they do have cool tricks. I am still afraid of mimes but not in this good ending.

Wacky sentences

I am working on Mad Libs. And I thought of a lot words to make my list extra funny, I got the list from Mom. And... Ha Ha Ha.. BBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!! You wouldn't believe this funny sentence: Our school cafeteria has a lot of disgusting food. The pizza has stupid pepperoni, the french fries are purple. I think that the food is ugly! Brian my friend thinks the food tastes evil. Boy everyone else loves the stinky food that we defiantly hate a lot. I told my mom a million times to pack me my own lunch but she always forgets, anyways I still think that the hot lunch tastes awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am done with the list I was writing and I'm going to get about 4,000,000,000,000 dollars for this if I write it on my personal computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New year

I'm looking out the window in my room. "Another year's come and passed" I say, goodbye Christmas, goodbye Christmas tree, goodbye tinsels goodbye lights, sigh every gifts are gone now, they are in the garage. And now I have to start over again to Janurary to December, I can't believe that the snow is melting, but wait! it is new years' eve today! And I almost forgot this special holiday!!!! There are new stuff around the world! New legos! New magizines! New chess challenges! And now It's 2012! A new year! Th 2012th I knew it will be 2012!!!!!! Nate must have new Legos! Boy and..... 5,4,3,2,1,,, Happy new year!