The headless horseman

The headless horseman was a headless freak that was in the revolutionary war. When he and the other soldiers fought in Sleepy Hollow, the soldier's life ended here. He was beheaded by a cannonball. Every year, some random freak would dare each other to go spend a night in Sleepy Hollow. The first person who saw it was old Ichabod Crane. Before he could move, the headless horseman threw its served head at Crane. And... the ol' schoolmaster was never seen again. Some say that the headless ghost has the power to vaporize anybody. What else could've happened to Ichabod?

Gods and Goddesses

Gods are people who control things. Ancient Egypt first started believing in Legends about people who live in the skies and then Egyptians said that the leader of the gods was Ka. A god with an eagle head. Then Ancient Greece and Rome made up a different story. Three brothers, Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades Gambled about what powers they would choose. Zeus won the sky, Hades won the Underworld, and... Poseidon won the sea. As the god of the sky, Zeus became the ruler of all gods and goddesses. Well enough of those three. Now I will tell you about other gods and goddesses. Ares, was the god of war. He was bloody too. Apollo was the god of our sun. And his sister, Artemis was the Goddess of hunt. Aphrodite was the goddess of love. So that could mean it is related to valentine's day. Hera was Zeus's wife. And there are so many gods and goddesses that I can hardly tell you more.

Crime torture chamber Ideas

This is a Blog about what the government should use to torture bad people so they will never ever do the bad thing again.(Because putting the crook in jail doesn't really work. Because Bad people could break out.) 1. The claw winch. 2. The batting room. 3. Sent into a room filled with 1200 snakes. 4. Locked in a safe. 5. Whipping area. 6. Needle in the leg. 7. Stretching chamber. 8. The forever tickling machine. 9. 200,000,000,000 volts.

UFO

UFOs! Unidentified flying objects! What do these fearsome, flying vehicles's pilots look like? The UFO rumour has been around for centuries! People even claim that aliens tested experiments on them! The first people that were abducted by aliens were Betty and Barney Hills. Oh, and whenever you see a UFO, The MIB (Men in black) come and visit you. They ask you what did the UFO look like to you. Then they cover up the story. Anyway, See ya people next time. Ow! All right what freak put that ther... Hey! Alien device!

What I would like to talk about

1. Pocket god 2. Roblox 3. Harry Potter 4. The Simpsons 5. Star wars 6. Comic Heroes. 7. Xbox games 8. Big Nate 9. Cryptids 10. Poptropica 11. Minecraft 12. Movies that we could watch sometimes 13. Wii games 14. Transformers

What was it like a long time ago?

Sometimes I try and analyse, of what was it like 150,000 years ago. But somehow I can't think. Did the first humans on earth draw? Did cavemen ride on Woolly Mammoths? Did land just appear out of nowhere? I think that in the future we will have time machines. .... Did I say future? Maybe I shoul.... Hey I have history homework to do!

Dead snow. (Also with a zombie Hitler

People are happily walking around a city in the winter after world war 2 has ended. But then a nuclear accident not so far from here makes Nazi Zombies rise! Brains! Brains! They shout but several survivors become brave enough to face the Undead military(Cause' people usually are scared of Germans. Jack Gunderson, a survivor blasts away many zombie with a Winchester 1200! Our heroes keep killing the zombies until a zombie Hitler rises! "Watch out for his Grenade shots"! Shouts Derek numbs, another survivor. The heroes keep dodging the fire until, Someone throws a Molotov at Hitler's head. It blows Him up and this is the Nazi's last stand!

Evilisim

I am minding my own businesses when I see a Giant portal! It sucks my UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! I Land into my house again, but this time I land on the couch. Hum. Where am I? Then I see myself! He sees me, then tells Mom. She traps me in a portal and Myself goes into my world! When I see him in the Good area he destroys things! But then MY Mom traps him in a portal! I break free from my portal and go back to my world... Then I wake up! It was just a dream.

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets

Harry Potter has came home from Hogwarts for the summer, meeting with his terrible Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia Dursley. Oh, and Dudley. Their Abominable son. But Even worse, Dobby, a small elf warns Harry not to go back to Hogwarts. But Harry does not listen. Ron Weasley, a friend of Harry's tells him Dobby was lying. But Dobby was telling the truth. Because students and a ghost, and a cat were attacked by this creature that said parseltongue,(which is snake language.) But when Hermoine Granger, another one of Harry's friends got attacked, she had the answer to the monster that attacked the Hogwarts students, the cat, and the ghost. The creature, is a..... Balisik! The monster is a deadly, giant snake which can scare away 1,000,000,000 spiders at a time. When Harry, Ron, and Gilderoy Lockhart come to rescue Ginny Weasley, Ron's sister, they find out the Chamber of of secrets is in a bathroom! They defeat the Balisik with Fawke's help, destroy Tom Riddle, the Slytherin that was behind all this, rescue Ginny, and finally free Dobby. For that, Dobby let Harry stay at Hogwarts. Epilogue: Tom Riddle is Voldemort!

Things I am afraid of

1. Spiders 2. Glowing red eyes 3. Mothman 4. Scary Movies 5. Vampires 6. Earthquakes 7. Alarms 8. Loud explosions 9. Thunderstorms

More jokes

Why did the class joker go to the hospital? To learn sick jokes. What is cabbage? A taxi's age. What did the rabbit say to the librarian? Can I burrow this book? When is a car not a car? When it turns into a side street.

My jokes

1. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You are to small to smoke! 2. What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key! 3. What do you call an ant that tells the truth? A Tru-ant! 4. What kind of lights did Noah use for his boat? Flood-lights!

The answer for the IXL questions

What is the answer for this question for IXL? 1. Useless 2. Stressful 3. Hard 4. The longest math game in history 5. Unbelievable 6. A bad spot to rest on? Of course the answer is number too because I always get so much stress from that.

The history of Professor Remus Lupin

Professor Lupin was just an ordinary baby until Fenrir Greyback a werewolf and a death eater bit Lupin and transformed him into a werewolf. Now he bites people crazily one by one in the wizarding world! He attended Hogwarts wizard's school when he was a grown-up. But students were really so scared of him. So people tried locking him in a hut. No use. Lupin kept howling and scratching on the walls and that scared people a LOT. So Professor Snape gave Lupin a potion that would keep him from turning into a werewolf when it is the full moon.(That is the time most werewolves are active.) But there were also times when Lupin forgot to take that potion.

Cursed things

I am just minding my own business while I am in a comic shop. drinking an Icee suddenly, I see a closet with interesting things. I go in. the store owner suddenly comes in and says, "Hey! What in the name of the world are you doing HERE?! This is a restricted closet"! "Why"? I ask. "Because all the movie props here are..... CURSED"! "What happened"? I ask. "A clown was warped into Jurassic park, A man was warped into star wars, and more things happened". Afterwards, when I go home, I swear I'll never go into that room again.

AAGH!

I am just writing a blog on my computer when suddenly, I see the Chupacabra in my window! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! When I take my glasses off, I don't see it. HMM. Must've been seein' something. I finish my blog and go off to get some water when I see another freak thing. A Zombie! Argh! Oh well, same as last time. I was seeing things. Now the doorbell rings! I open the door. A monkey! Phew! Hey! How did you get here?! Agh! A gorilla! Very funny. I think it is Kyle in disguise. But that mask is not removable! So It is a real gorilla!

Things I SO hate these days

1. Long lasting summer camps 2. Fun places that close very easily 3. Fun things that are expensive 4. Getting stuck on an island in a kayak. 5. Traffic jams 6. TV previews 7. Mega block creators

The black death

Achoo! What is wrong today? I do not know! Oh, this reminds me of death, but scarier, the black death! In the medieval age, millions of people died from disease, it first started in Hubei,China alone. Then traders and merchants carried the dead to Italy, then it killed 1,000,000,000 people in Europe! Did this end? No! After spreading to other places, people stopped living in castles. Phew! That was a tragedy!

Zombie wars

It has been a short peaceful time after WWI after millions were killed. But, then a nuclear accident blows up the grave! dead soldiers are rising up and ready to kill the survivors! military men are attacking, but the zombies are too powerful! suddenly, a plane throws bombs and destroy the zombies! They had won! But there will be another attack...... check out Nate's zombie blog!

How to make a zombie clone trooper

1. Find a zombie head and put it on a clone trooper body. 2. Paint one of the zombie's arms red. 3. find a clone trooper helmet, it could be any type of a clone trooper's helmet. 4. get a weapon, a gun would do the best thing. 5. Put it out onto a Lego board, look how great it looks.

Attack of the undead!

It had been a peaceful time after the revolutionary war, but one day, an evil spirit arrives and brings the fallen back to life! Zombies are attacking the city! The minutemen's George Washington, leads a group of soldiers to a safe place! the army of zombies spot the survivors! but they start firing a the undead! zombies, and zombies are dying! Muskets, rifles, all the guns are destroying the zombies! But best of all, the cannons, are destroying more! The evil spirit vanishes, The humans lost 2.9 soldiers, but still, they destroyed the zombies.

constitution

I, Matthew Li shall declare that, WHOEVER changed the Ipad password will have to change back normal again! And if that person doesn't, he will be called a hole eating sniggerface!

Big bang

The big bang was an unusual event more than 1,000,000,000 years ago. Well let's get started. before dinosaurs, before us, before anything, our universe was white with a tiny orange spot. Then one day it exploded! Into a million pieces. Then after the heat cooled down, we had our first galaxies. The planets, then dinosaurs, then people, then insects, then all kinds of animals! Wait did I say spiders? Oh well, then arachnids. To this day on, nobody knows what was it like before our galaxies.

Static electricity

Doo Doop Dee Doo Doo Doop Do Dee Doo, Sigh I am so bored and I want to do something fun. Oh, Oh! Static electricity! I will do that! I rub a finger across the shag carpet and go find Kyle. He is in the living room. Reading a comic. All right, 3,2,1... OOOOWWW! Hee Hee.

Future

In my future I will have a wife, a dog, a job as a policeman. I will have 10 kids, 6 boys, 4 girls. I would make 100,000$ each year, and I will live in a house that is in a city. I would ride a helicopter, and a car. Imagine how that life would be.

7 penalties

Penalty for not letting me play games for 30 minutes: No videos for Mom. Penalty for making me go to a summer school over the summer which lasts for a long time: Get beaten by a baseball bat. Penalty for making me go to a restaurant I hate: Let me pick what restaurant I like. Penalty for not letting me get the stick arena lab pass: Let me do whatever I want. Penalty for Kyle telling on me: Put tape on his mouth to shut him up. Penalty for not letting me watch ppstv at dinner: get hit by an empty beer bottle Penalty for giving me a hard IXL: Get 1,000 spankings

Who Batman really is

Bruce Wayne!

Ages

SIGH... I am bored and have nothin' ta do. Then suddenly a portal sucks me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay like a black hole. AAAARHGH! Then hey! I am in the future! I see robots, cyborgs, and aliens! I decide to take an alien and a robot back to my age. The presto! I am in the revolutionary war! I bring back a Minuteman hat back. Then I am at WWI and bring back a military helmet. Then 2007! I bring back the clone trooper battle pack with phase 2 troopers. Then I am in 2005! I bring back the clone walker. And in WWII! I bring back a machine gun with no ammo. Then the civil war! I bring back a loaded musket. Then in The dino times! I bring back a Pterosaurus. When I go back to my time, It is time for dinner. Man, this was the best day ever!

Simpsons Batman

Bart as Batman. Lisa as Batgirl. Nelson as the Joker. Jimbo as Two-face. Dolph as riddler. Kieny as Penguin. Milhouse as Robin. Sideshow Bob as Victor Zsasz. Cecil as Mr. Freeze, And much much more!

The rise of super heroes

Of all our heroes in the world we should know all of them. In the Viking times there was Thor. An ancient hero. Then Crimebuster then Superman, Batman, Green lantern, Wonder woman, Atom, Atom smasher, Sandman, Blue beetle, Sergeant rock, Flash, And a lot more DC heroes. Oh Oh Oh! how can I forget the avengers? There is Iron man, Spiderman, And a whole lot more!

The city pound

Have you ever wanted to know who are these people in uniforms with a no pets sign? Well it is because the city pound is a pet hating animal police! These assassins are breaking in our houses and stealing whatever animal we have! From houses to pet stores and Wildlife centers! We cannot let them destroy every pet on our planet! These people may actually be aliens that have been sent to destroy animals! Could your dog be next???

Ninjas

1,000 years ago in Japan, there were Ninjas. Deadly Assassins and spies trained to use deadly weapons like their main weapon: Katanas. People thought there was a legendary warrior that caused many people to become ninjas. Actually there was a ninja lord. Ninjas had many enemies. But their main one were Samurai. More intelligent warriors that protected Japanese Civilians. They were the king's soldiers. Not all ninjas are villainous. Like in Ninjago 4 ninjas protect their village from lots of baddies. There are no more ninjas in Japan today. But they still are in movies and books.

My future things I will soon invent

1. Mustard and ham sandwich 2. Bad breath detector 3. X-ray Eye Those are all the things that I am planning to build.

The worst fear

Here 4 fearsome things I might end up in: 1. Get eaten by a bear. 2. Build a monster and it eats your stuff. 3. Face the deadliest thug on earth. 4. get stung buy wasps 1,2333,000 times. How will you survive them? Wear armor? Use a spear? No. Be brave, and Face your fears.

War

War is the most tragic thing that has existed for 1,000 years. And every one of them have millions of soldiers killed. War usually is when people disagree for something but it sometimes ends with negotiation, which is peace. All these tragedies has their own cause. Like if the enemy country kills the other country's king. Which is like WWI started. Wars changed into history, but we still have fights that are like this sad thing.

Games I will download when I have my own Ipad

1. Istunt 2 2. Contract killer 3. Zs, but only for a few days. 4. SvsZ since it is my most favorite game! 5. Monster dash 6. Scribble naut 7. Jet pack joyride 8. ALLKill 9. Hero factory 10. The Simpsons 11. Zombie takeover 12. Fragger 13. Doodle sky, and that is all.

How to survive: A zombie attack

You know Zombies a not real but if they were real what will you do? Follow these tips if you wanna live: 1. Gather up things like weapons, First aid, Tight clothes, Grenades, ( you have some.) Flashlights because zombies cannot see with lights on, and hard objects. 2. If the Zombies break in use your weapons. You could use a gun or an ax, but an ax is the best defensive object. The best way to kill a zombie is to break its head off. Turn on your flash light that way you an kill zombies faster. You can run a zombie over with a car too but you wouldn't do that if there were something like 1,200 zombies in your yard. 3. Electric tools are a great idea but worker chain saws are too heavy and bulky something bad might happen to you. So use the light kind. 4. Zombies might have weapons too like a gun. If they do you'll also need 'ta' have a gun. I guess that is it.

Games on my Ipad 2

Here are the games on my Ipad 2: Zombie smash, (Which doesn't count any more since I removed it) Samurai vs. Zombies, Zombie battle and takeover, AllKill, Stickman battle, Air war, Contract killer, Angry Samurai, 2 Alien games, Ninjago, Hero Factory, Stick man sniper , Jump and run, Stick fu, Istunt, Fragger, Gravity guy, Stick wars 2 and 3, and that is all. You can tell with all these games:

Delinquents

Delinquents. Delinquents are stupid kids that are often called Juvenile Delinquents. They are always said to be responsible for MANY troubles. Like, Spitball and food fights, tripping people, Graffiti, and daring kids to do something bad. Detention and Jail are both places that Delinquents are sent to be more mature. Or even Hospitals like those ones that they strap you to a bed and give you shots to be a good boy. Those troublemakers are similar to a bully but worse than that. Oh, and speaking of Detention and graffiti, Do we know someone like thattt?

What shall I get for my birthday?

What should I get for my birthday? A dog? A video game? A Lego? A book on heroes? I just don't know. A camera? Nope. A comic? Don't know if I should get it. Go watch the Avengers 2012? Too scary. The three stooges? Ok, But Mom won't like it. A paintball gun and the mask(to protect face)? Too painful but I'll buy the mask. A rubber band rifle? I'll get it after my birthday. A cell phone? All right! I've always wanted a Cell phone! They can be used for calling home (If I wanna make sure things are fine), and for lots of emergencies. My parents have a unused Verizon cell phone, so I guess I'll be happy to have that phone for my birthday.

stick wars 3 attack

Dark lord Doom hates peace. So, he decides to destroy all the fun in the entire world. So, he creates a deadly potion. After that, he prepares his men and of creates a deadly soul pit! He and his men waits for the army of peace. Finally, they arrive to protect their village! Doom sends out many deadly soldiers! Archers shoot from the castle towers! The dark lord unleashes his Grim reaper! Peacefulness is dying! More armies come! Later, The evil lord throws the deadly potion! Poisoning all the men as they fight! The poison gets to the flame hurlers and blows everything up! After all the dying, the mixture of the poison gas spreads to the blood, then the flames, and then destroys all of the dead men in the battlefield! Doom watches and feels like he is powerful!

Thomas Alva Edison

Thomas Alva Edison was born on Feb-11 1847 in Port Huron. As a child, he was a a curious and had hard time hearing because of a disease. It went away shortly, but he still had trouble hearing. So, he was suspended from school. His Mom taught him at home. And at age 12 he read a lot of books. (In his childhood he liked to read.) And when he was a teenager, he left home to be a telegraph operator. After that, he set up his own Science lab and hired many assistants. His first success was when he invented the phonograph. A voice-recording device. It was a success a little bit, but, when Edison invented the light bulb it was more than a total success! Edison became totally rich because of changing the entire world with long-lasting light bulbs. Thomas even created a novel of the famous robot, Steam man! Tom died at age 84 of poor health and had a private funeral on October 21. After that, the entire city of New York turned off light by light at ten in the evening to honour the loss of Thomas Alva Edison. The man who lit up the entire world.

Ages of war 2 N games

Ages of war 2 is a game where cavemen fight other historical warriors. From the time of Romans to Egyptian people. The Knights to Aztec! Maybe, the cavemen also fight them. But I don't know. But, Aztec and knights are warriors. The cavemen are your army. And, the other warriors are the enemy. You even fight copies of yourself! My favorite guy is the one who has a wooden club. Every warrior as a name. Like, the rock hurler guy, is slinger. My friend Nate H plays that game, and THAT was the total first time I discovered it. Confused? Here are the pictures.

Samurai vs. Zombies

Samurai vs. Zombies is a game where you battle the undead Samurai army! You fight new enemies, get more soldiers, and get more powers!!!!!!!!!! Nate and I have Samurai vs. Zombies in my Ipad, and we even have more zombie games! I love Zombie games, and they have a total lot of exciting adventures!

Adolf Hitler Chancellor of Germany

You might not want to know about Adolf Hitler, because HE was the evil dictator of death and murderer of 11 million people in the Holocaust. Hitler was born 1889 in Austria, the Border of Germany. As a young man, he wanted to be a painter. But he was rejected from art school. As a struggling artist, Hitler sold paintings and postcards. He wasn't much of a bad painter but if he was accepted into art school, history would have turned out differently. In his twentieth century, Hitler fought as a soldier in world war I for Germany, won medals,and was even blinded in a poison gas attack. World war I ended in 1918 with the Treaty of Versailles. The treaty of Versailles said that Germany was responsible for the start of the first world war. The country was forced to give up territory and even some military. And made millions of money for the victorious countries. Most of the Germans were not too thrilled about this. Hitler soon soon joined a small political party called the German worker's party. By 1921 he later became the party's leader. He changed the party's name to the Nazis. Hitler began to to attract followers with his dumb ol' fiery speeches. He would rail against German enemies. by 1923 he led an armed uprising against the German government. It failed and he was sent in jail for a year. While in prison, he wrote a book called Mein Kampf, or my struggle. Hitler believed that they were a master's race and would conquer Europe and later the world. Their main enemy was the Jewish people. They believed that Jews were enemies like when the German Parliament building burned down in some year. So Jews by Jews were sent to prison and killed. But America, and other states helped and killed Hitler. So no one ever wanted to hear about Hitler again.

Know your monster: The Orang Bati

Imagine a monster that eats children and infants. Well, you've go it. The Orang Bati! This monster has been around ever since the Indian times arrived. It lives in Seram and attacks villages at night. then, it finds a child and takes it to the extinct volcano, and then eats the young ling. This creature really is scary, but since he lives in Seram, he can't get us as long as we are in......EEEEEK! Oops. I thought the Orang Bati touched me.

Know your monster: The Maco light

If you ever been to North Carolina and spotted a light while you are walking near the abandoned railroad, and a figure without a head, here is a suggestion: Run!!!! You have to run because the ghost of Joe Baldwin thinks you are the conductor of the train that cut off his head! Don't know him? Here is his Legend: Years ago, in North Carolina,Joseph Baldwin train mechanic, Always made sure that the train rails had no gaps or other problems like that. But..... One night, There was a terrible accident, Joe's head was sliced off in that total accident. The next day, his body was found without his head. And then, every night, people spotted that light. It might have been Joe's ghost looking for his head, but nobody knows yet.

Poptropica characters

Poptropica characters are guys that you are playing as. Like my character slippery shadow. He is one of my common guys. My other guys are Radish Tomato, Chilly wing, and shifty leopard. Usually, I come up with names that my future characters would have, like Fierce Lion, Active rocket, and more. Let me tell you that I know these two names: Grumpy Icicle, and Slippery lizard. I have known these names for a long time. So I should find new named characters. But Slippery shadow is the only new guy I always know.

Spies

Spies are people that are very smart. They never give up. Or neither get killed. Spies are very intelligent too. Because they are smart heroes of peace. In Poptropica there are many missions in spy island. Boy, I love spies because I just like it. There are kid spy's too! Like in spy kids, there are rescuing, fighting, and demolishing. Spies even have guns! I wish that spies are still around because they make peace. And here are some uploads:

Lego custom part 2

Lego people have many funny things about them. They can be happy, angry, or scared. Mainly, they are angry. And let me tell you, there are even custom Legos! I only have 1 type of Lego rifle. While Cary has more! Mostly, Lego guns look like customs but those guns are in Lego sets. Real custom guns do not come in Lego sets, so there are 2 types of Lego custom guns. I do not really know what else to talk about so, I guess that all you can do is look at the images.

Before I was born...

Usually, I sit and think, what in the world was it like before Kyle and I were born?
Did Nessie ever battle sharks?
Did Poseidon ever attack ships?
Did Bigfoot eat dogs?
I wish they just built a time travelling
clock that had many things that happened before I was born.
Because nowadays this keeps bothering me.

Humphrey the hamster,Og the frog, and I

If the classroom pets,Humphrey and Og were in room 16, my third grade class at Duveneck elementary school, I'll bet that they would really love my classroom, because we would be gentle to them, and they would get to know us. The only problem is, one of the kids, Sebastian Chancellor has a real live DOG! But still, since I have a pack of rubber bands, I could bring it into room 16 and sneak it into Humphrey's cage mirror which is close to his notebook. The way that will solve the problem is to shoot it onto Fudge's nose, Fudge is the name of the dog.
The part about taking class pets home for weekends are pretty fun, and I would love taking Humphrey home for the weekends. My problem is, that since I get really itchy sometimes, and start to wiggle in my chair. If I got to take Humphrey home for a weekend, here is how Humphrey would solve my problem: Once I get him settled in the playroom and get an apple for him, I would sit on a chair and wash the apple. While I am washing, I'd get itchy and start thrashing around in my seat. Then Humphrey starts coming up with an idea. Afterwards while I slice the apple, I will also thrash while doing that. Then in the middle of my slice Humphrey will push on his lock-that- doesn't-lock and scurry under the couch. When I see he is gone, I make a trail of sunflower seeds and apple slices. Then, while he is eating, I decide that thrashing in my chair is annoying because Humphrey just got out of his cage and ran under the couch to have some peace and quiet. See? That is a way Humphrey can help!
Well, what I would do with Humphrey is, draw pictures of him , let Kyle, Mom, and Dad see him spin on his wheel, and let him explore my playroom. What Kyle would do with Humphrey is he would give him some tasty strawberries, watch some movie's with him, and do some other fun things with him. Mom and Dad would watch TV shows with Humphrey, and make mazes for him. So having Humphrey over can be fun sometimes.

D=Death

Death is mainly known as the loss of anybody that you like, well, that word was invented a long time ago when more than 1,000,000,000,000 deaths were recorded. People from left and right died with fever, and sickness. Humans can die of terrible weathers, war, and famine. But it's mostly the terror weathers, and dumping trash on others, which isn't in my top three death list. Some people think making the sickness bleed out helps, but that never does. And other things that can kill is poison, and also dangerous animals. Like these cryptids animals, like the Chupacabra, Bigfoot, Jersey devil, Cadbosaurous willsi, Nessie, Goatman, Giant catfish, Morgrawr, and all types of them, Kill with a capital K. Some people survive after they lose a part of their body, like mister hammer from the Batman series.

Know your monster: The Thetis lake monster

The Thetis lake monster, or Thetie which is a nickname for this monster has only been seen twice, but people still believe in the lizardious creature. The first sighting was when two boys were playing at the lake then one accidentally hit a rock in the middle of the lake and a monster half-human half-lizard arose! The boys were so terrified that they never went to the lake ever AGAIN! Another sighting was when the police officers were investigating the lake the Thetie rose and scared all of them off! Thetie has been heard from everywhere ever since, and maybe the monster is just a big lizard, or a dino fish.

The attack

Pioneer man Jacob rev is preparing his gun with some ammo when suddenly he spies walking Gray men with blood all over charging toward him and some other guys! He suddenly realizes that zombies are having revenge on the humans! Gruuuhhh.... the monsters say as they start charging to them. "Prepare your arrows"! Jason shouts, "Load your guns!" Knights, Villagers, Dwarves, and all kind of people prepare for the deadliest battle yet! Arrows go flying around and striking the living dead! Zombies screaming as they fall! Golden hawk throws a bomb and it blows up the creatures! Shadow is unlucky because a bunch of zombies tear him apart! But his brother, Specks stabs a zombie in the legs! Shooter is also unlucky because he gets killed by another group of zombies!!!!! Who will win this battle??

Tattoos

I think tattoos are the coolest items ever! Because you can use to impress many kinds of people. Like if you had a Zorro tattoo, you could impress many girls since Zorro is the most handsome character. There are two types or tattoos: one is the kids and the other is the adults. The kids tattoos are called temporary tattoos. And the other one is just called tattoos. Well, I do not know why kid tattoos have to be called plain 'ol' temp's tattoos. While Grown-up people's do not have a front named tattoo. I think it would be better if older people tattoos are called maxim tattoos. I never thought of that but, whatever it could be, it should be cool. Anyway, let's forget this part now. You know, cool kids like me should have a temporary tattoo. Because grown peep's tattoos hurt a LOT while a man puts it on. Oh, and here are some images: Some look are ideas for tattoos, and some really are.

How to make a good Lego zombie vs. soldier scene

Tips:
1. Look out your window, you might find a good neighborhood house and yard, you might 'a' find a good battle scene.
2. Draw down the area you want to use. Or, try to remember that area.
3. Gather up some minifigures that look a lot like soldiers and some like zombies.
4. Try and find some Lego knives or guns for the fight.
5. build that scene you wanted to use with Lego's.
6. Enjoy looking at the battle!

The living dead

The living dead is basically a very odd story where these walking dead people go around,killing people, that the military has to destroy em'. Here is a good guess of why the zombies kill: It is maybe they got mad and took revenge of he humans. And I think that is the dead's problem. Boy, these days, kids all over like me, are creating weird, deadly battles of the military and some group 'a' zombies. But violence, it TOTALLY

rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twisted thicket island Poptropica

If twisted thicket island is coming out, What in the world does it look like? Here are my guesses: Would it have many bad guys? Or... will it be like Nabooti island? Or the place is hard? Nobody found out about this yet.... and I can never, ever tell about these images:

TV shows

TV is a type of electric machine that shows many of your favorite things to watch. Some of the shows are boring, some are lame, and even funny! In many places, you can find these techno screens. Poptropica, one of the most famous games ever, has an island called reality TV Island, which is like a real TV. The problem is, nobody ever watches TV anymore, but kids still play games on television.

Onions

Onions are big smelly veggies that can make anything smelly in 1 minute!! I totally hate all of those veggies because for another reason, stinky things are ugly with a capital u! Not only are onions smelly but zombies,garlic,and dead things also smell!!!! I wonder if onio...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I guess this is gross. But forget this. Here are some opinions about smelly things: 1. They are ugly! 2: I hate smelly things! 3: I CANNOT stand onions!

UFO attacks

Have you ever wondered how come you always see red,blue,yellow,and green lights in the sky at night? It means that there are aliens attacking us! Call the ADU! Prepare the guns! Prepare the army! There is an invasion! Well, maybe it it just aeroplanes with dumb o'l lights flashing at us. There are these movie's where aliens come into Earth. Either to visit the place of conquer it. Like in E.T., he is left behind in earth. And in Chicken little he has to save the planet from a evil invasion. Just for the search if anyone took their leftover son. In the Lego alien conquest there are soldiers that fight aliens. And in the Power Rangers, Jayden,Mike,Emily,Mia,Kevin,Adam,Zhane,Jason, and Tommy, (the power rangers) fight Xandred and Serrator's minions. And In Cough!Cough! Cough! Excuse me, I have a cold.













Doesn't this guy look like an alien?!

New Jersey Devils

New Jersey devils are these kind of flying,big fat ugly flying creatures from Legends. Like the Bigfoot, Loch Nessie,the Chupacarbra, and Giant Squid. You see, all of these guys are just harmless, legendary guys which might not be real. But that Chupacarbra is really harmful. I am so afraid of him. Since, he bites a lot. But the devil, is not scary. And if this ever scare.....EEEEEEKKKKKKK! Sorry. I think the Jersey devil touched me.

Crossword

Try and guess this crossword puzzle:



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AVXCBEMATTHEWLOPMNJLK
SWAYTOMOROCKSZCVlFDES
MPLINTLIATRQEWDFABLM
BOFGLKJIYMURTEMNJKLM
DSLJSDLASHAFKJSHFAKH
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gum

Tin tin and I are sitting on the porch. With nothing to entertain us. We just feel like prisoners, held captive until ransom is payed. Actually our parents just told us to go out since the weather is so nice. Wait a minute! We have bubble gum! First of all, I chew. What we are doing is to see who will blow the biggest bubble ever. Then Tin tin lifts a finger then.. POOOPP! It explodes. Next, Tin tin chews the gum. I try and poke a needle in there, but instead POOOOOOOPPPPPP! It sticks on my darn face again.

saint patrick's day 2012

This is the trick I made for Saint Patrick's day!!!

Happy
Saint Patrick's day
2012!

Gnome mix up names

Try and guess which name fits the best on each gnome.
names:
Greatness
Middle school dude
Grubber
Sir rip it up
Fine to me
Rubik's solver
I rule
I am lucky
Little kid hater
Cocasion friend
American boy
He is an old type of friend

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Gnomes (Actually people)
Nigel
Kyle
Matthew L
Mom
Jeffrey
Nate
Dad
Matthew N
Cary
Kevin
Andrew
Dad

Why I like dogs

I likes dogs since they are really cute! I also like cats but not that much. Since a dog is less dangerous than a cat. I don't really have a dog yet but, over these years, I've been meeting lots of those friendly pets. Well, I never seen a real live cat face before but this summer I might meet my cousin which just adopted a cat, it is really black and has yellow eyes which probably glows in the dark. If you ever seen cats with glow in the dark eyes, it probably is an alley cat since they have glowing eyes. And puss in boots looks more of a tiger with glowing eyes, but now let's get back to the dogs, oh where was I? Oh.. at t second sentence. Mark my words, my future dog is a Samoyed. A white dog.

Slippery Shadow

Slippery Shadow is my Poptropica character. He is like most of your guys but has a different name. Here are some pictures of him:

By the way, he had many different costumes.

Clown wars

Have you ever wondered why normal people like mimes and weirdos like clowns? Well it means war!!!!
Here is my story: Dinky the clown is a mime-hater, he is walking down the bombed out village to destroy mimes Then twos mimes in green uniforms grab him! Dinky is in prison. But he has a chainsaw and busts outta there! he kills 12 guards but finally honker the strong mime rips his tool. But Dinky takes a crowbar and bashes honk! Next Leonard the second strong mime grabs the weapon. Who will win this battle? Will the clowns and mimes make peace?

Now you see me, now you don't

Try and find the magic eye over here:
























If you find it, it is a (:

And for my next trick....

Nigel, my friend and I are at the Palo Alto state theatre. We see Leland the mime, Levin the poem man, Carmine the dummy man, and Michael,the Rubik's cube solver. "Next show is Harvey the magician". Says Mr. Specks, the man who tells us about the next shows. Harvey came up, told everyone his tricks he was doing and blahblahblahblahblah. He did the rabbit in the hat trick but everyone booed. He did a lot more but everyone then, threw pies at him. AAAAACCCKKKK! Harvey says. HaHaHaHaHaHa! I say. Now this is personal acting!

Poptopica Heroes

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Nicknames, silly ones

1.Mr. Disrespect
2.Boring.com
3.It hates me
4.I can't believe it ruins everything
5. Medusa
6. Banned
7. Not fun
8. The black queen
9. More dangerous than I thought
10. Godzilla
11. King Kong
12.Centipede
13. Dark side of peace
14. Scale face
15. I am the pain
16. Who am I?

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Life of injustice

A man wakes up on the wrong side of bed because he stepped on his cat and it scratched him. He tried putting on his Make up but he accidentally spilled some in his water. so he spent the whole morning cleaning his cup. At the ark he did all lame mime tricks that everyone hated! So he, walked and fell in a hole. So he went to the hospital. Did I tell you he is so lame?

10 reasons Dad hated mimes

1. They are sickening!
2. He hates childish manners.
3. Those tricks are horrible
4. People with make up are stupid.
5. Mimes kill
6. He never enjoys he acts
7. they are creepy
8. they don't talk
9. These guys are accidental-prone
10. since mimes have make up they spread it everywhere!

Cats

Cats are on of the most cutest animals on earth because many people own them. Here is the cats that are in the list but I'll write down three since the list is way too long. So far, this is the list: Persian cats Chinese cats and in fact, Egyptian cats. One of my cousins of course, has a cat now. In the first three days he stayed under the bed but now the cat is happy. But believe me, since my friends are here they are good enough to like cats.

Slinger

Slinger is one of my favourite bounty hunters because he is cool, and killed 12 or 10 robots! I also like his owner Boba because he has a cool Customs helmet that looks like Rako Hardeen's. I cannot find a picture for Slinger

but you might like this picture.

Minotaur

The Minotaur is some kinda monster freak which you have all seen before, in books, movie's and Videos. But this is the legendary one. A long time ago This king named King Minos kept the monster,half-man-half-bull. He made a man named Dadelus help him build a maze where people fell into the trap and the Minotaur ate them. Dadelus found out that Minos was evil. So he helped a man named Therese kill the Minotaur. I can't really tell the end because that is really sad that you won't want to hear about. But you might'eve read the book so you probably already know about this.

Death on Christopolis

Graffiti

Graffiti is a type of thing that is against the law. It is basically spraying bad words Like El Grampo and El Barto.

Here are some tips about graffiti: First of all, graffiti isn't always happening.              

Second of all, it sometimes happens. Like if you sprayed a word like Judson rules! You could definitely go to the judge and spend 15 years in jail. Luckily I don't spray anything bad of course like Yin Yang on the school property. And I don't want to hear about the rest of graffiti. 

Physics

Do you want to know who invented the basic of physics? Well of course it is Albert Einstein! Here is his Biography: Albert Einstein was born in some kinda place where I don't know. when he started school he taught himself about all sorts of stuff,but he was really bad at maths then. A few of you people think this is funny, in fact it is! But luckily Albert got to middle school, then high school. But in high school all those teachers were strict and he found out there were no place for his independent thoughts. When he grew up he tried many jobs like being a tutor, a teacher an finally a scientist. He had lots of great ideas, that he became a celebrity. He even stuck his tongue out when he was famous. Albert died some day  but now you now who invented physics.

Schrodinger's cat

This type of story is physics: You see, If you lock Mr. Schrodinger's cat in a box full of detonators the bomb blows up. You want to find out what happened to that cat but you do not want to since there are extra Detonators buried. Either the cat could maybe been blown up or he didn't blow up. Either he can be dead and alive but that is not another option. People think he is dead and some people think he is alive. But actually nobody knows for sure.

Restaurant Brawl

Levin, Nigel, Casey, and I are sitting at a table in the restaurant Bryce Ingersoll our friend had set up with his friends. We are talking then Nick Ovate starts to call me an idiot. I call him a soda brain then we grab each other and say, "Lets take this outside"! Then Nick Punches me but I push him into Susan Lockwood's table, this started making Susan hit him. Chirac Lenders sees her punch his brother. He kicks Susan. This was starting a huge brawl, everyone fought then Levin, me, and Sammy Jaw heard Bryce saying, "This was not what I thought of". 

Everyone is an artist

I am walking down main street. Well it is pretty weird to say but....Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R2-D2 is a mime! Oh I will AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Look! Mr. Henry Jones is an artist! How weird... Maybe OH! Joker is a mime too! That does not bother me since Joker wears a lot of make-up. Whoa...YAAAAAA! Why is Darth vader an artist too? Doesn't he hate people?

Crazy Locker

Andrew and I are standing in front of the school lockers during recess. Then we see Keith Everton the popular kid in my grade. He tells us that he is lost and Cannot find his class. I tell him to stand in front of my locker. I dial, 8305 then EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I thought it was my locker instead it was Vane's science project in his locker! Well, I guess my plan backfired a little bit. Hey, I think Keith is gone! Maybe he ran away from the smell.

Lego customs

You know, I have a lot of customs but I am just lying. Well, I have 2 custom weapons. a knife and a gun. But I am sure whenever I come up to Cary's I think he is hiding all of his Lego guns in a closet or something. If you need to learn about a cool Lego guy, the only customs I can think about are call of duty and Batman. By the way, in the picture of Batman, Joker would maybe freak you out a little. But they don't sell him in any store, He is just a custom. Like always. By the way just look at these pictures.

Joking around

I am reading in my room,

I  hear a knock at the door,

 

The mail man gives me a box, Zaaaaaaappppppppp!

"He says "Oops I gave you Freddy's box".

The stink bomb

You might know why our Katie Sue and  Cody Henderson are in the office with the principal complaining to them, because they accidentally set of the stink bomb. Well you should listen to this: While we were in chemistry, the whole school's doors was open to give us fresh air. Mr. Aden explained to us about the experiments we were making. He started to talk about who we partner up with, I was lucky because I got to be with Nigel one of my friends, Of course Levin Jenson and Casey Lender were happy too because they also got picked as partners. Because they are friends of mine that get along with each other. But Katie Sue wasn't glad with her partner because Cody Henderson is not her friend. When the work started everyone in class were doing the right assignment but Katie and Cody forgot 'bout' what they were supposed to do so they looked at Levin's work but he felt Cody's chin on him which made him drop his mixer in their mixer which caused the bomb to happen. Luckily the whole school did not blow up of hurt anyone, but Levin, Casey, Nigel, and I were mad at them even though they apologized, but believe me, kids are always doing that.      

Problems with some girls

You might need to know why Susan Lockwood the smartest girl in middle school is staying inside for recess. Because Mr. Aden our teacher caught her taking the Science book from his desk. Well, I will tell you people about the story: In the middle of Chemistry, Mr. Aden was going to get the Science book but he got upset that somebody stole it. So he said that he was going to find the instruction book. While he was gone a lot of us guys wanted to find whoever took the book. The person Nigel and I interrogated was Sammy Jaw, we told him to take out everything in his desk but he said there was none of the Science book. And the person Levin Jenson and Casey Lender interrogated was Diane Brew. Of course she did not have the novel either. But Corey Vend saw that Susan had the book. We called Our teacher and he told Sue had to stay after school this afternoon. So that is the whole story but do you believe that I am in middle school now?

Poptropica tips - Where to find all the big Nate comic strips

1. Pop-In Shoppe – On the green couch, on the top floor.
2. Klassic Komix – Talk to the guy to receive the frame.
3. Photo Studio – On top of the light, to the right.
4. Main Street – On a telegraph pole, to the very right of the street.
5. Inside the School – On a speaker, on the top floor.
6. Science Lab – On the Planet Mobil, to the left.
7. Outside the School – On the wooden scaffolding, to the right of the school.
8. The Playground – Floating in the air, on top of the climbing wall.
9. Puffin Point – On top of the lighthouse. Pop-In Shoppe – On the green couch, on the top floor.

Best days ever!!!!!!!!

1. The day of Kyle's birthday
2. The play-date at Jeff's house
3. Day of Christmas
4. Vacation to Lego-land
5. When I met  Nathan
6. Nathaniel's Birthday party
7. Trip to Tahoe

The Legend of Spud Murphy

This is my book project:

The Legend of Spud Murphy,

                                              

Marty and William Woodsman are really weird brothers. They keep inviting their really crazy friends every summer. So their parents decide to get the brothers out of the house, they want to send Marty and William to the library. The boys heard that the librarian Mrs. Murphy is a really dangerous because of the spud gun she has under her desk. But their parents think Spud is a kind old librarian. When they go to the library she gives the boys pink cards which means stay in the kids section on the carpet. While in the library Marty decides to mess around with the books in the adults section. He did mess up the books but when he started messing up the reference sheets, Spud caught him and made him fix the mess he had done. The next day, when they were pretending to read, the boys got so interested in the story it was telling. But the very next day, they ran out books, so Will gets this book, Spies in Siberia. The brothers were interested in reading that but, Spud found out that Will took the book because she noticed the book in William's pocket. When she made Will come to her desk  he thought he was going to get spudded but instead he got a blue card! Murphy said that he deserved it because he left the carpet for a book. So nowadays Marty and Will know Angela, the Librarian's real name, she is nice.