Ages

SIGH... I am bored and have nothin' ta do. Then suddenly a portal sucks me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay like a black hole. AAAARHGH! Then hey! I am in the future! I see robots, cyborgs, and aliens! I decide to take an alien and a robot back to my age. The presto! I am in the revolutionary war! I bring back a Minuteman hat back. Then I am at WWI and bring back a military helmet. Then 2007! I bring back the clone trooper battle pack with phase 2 troopers. Then I am in 2005! I bring back the clone walker. And in WWII! I bring back a machine gun with no ammo. Then the civil war! I bring back a loaded musket. Then in The dino times! I bring back a Pterosaurus. When I go back to my time, It is time for dinner. Man, this was the best day ever!