7 penalties

Penalty for not letting me play games for 30 minutes: No videos for Mom. Penalty for making me go to a summer school over the summer which lasts for a long time: Get beaten by a baseball bat. Penalty for making me go to a restaurant I hate: Let me pick what restaurant I like. Penalty for not letting me get the stick arena lab pass: Let me do whatever I want. Penalty for Kyle telling on me: Put tape on his mouth to shut him up. Penalty for not letting me watch ppstv at dinner: get hit by an empty beer bottle Penalty for giving me a hard IXL: Get 1,000 spankings

Who Batman really is

Bruce Wayne!

Ages

SIGH... I am bored and have nothin' ta do. Then suddenly a portal sucks me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay like a black hole. AAAARHGH! Then hey! I am in the future! I see robots, cyborgs, and aliens! I decide to take an alien and a robot back to my age. The presto! I am in the revolutionary war! I bring back a Minuteman hat back. Then I am at WWI and bring back a military helmet. Then 2007! I bring back the clone trooper battle pack with phase 2 troopers. Then I am in 2005! I bring back the clone walker. And in WWII! I bring back a machine gun with no ammo. Then the civil war! I bring back a loaded musket. Then in The dino times! I bring back a Pterosaurus. When I go back to my time, It is time for dinner. Man, this was the best day ever!

Simpsons Batman

Bart as Batman. Lisa as Batgirl. Nelson as the Joker. Jimbo as Two-face. Dolph as riddler. Kieny as Penguin. Milhouse as Robin. Sideshow Bob as Victor Zsasz. Cecil as Mr. Freeze, And much much more!

The rise of super heroes

Of all our heroes in the world we should know all of them. In the Viking times there was Thor. An ancient hero. Then Crimebuster then Superman, Batman, Green lantern, Wonder woman, Atom, Atom smasher, Sandman, Blue beetle, Sergeant rock, Flash, And a lot more DC heroes. Oh Oh Oh! how can I forget the avengers? There is Iron man, Spiderman, And a whole lot more!

The city pound

Have you ever wanted to know who are these people in uniforms with a no pets sign? Well it is because the city pound is a pet hating animal police! These assassins are breaking in our houses and stealing whatever animal we have! From houses to pet stores and Wildlife centers! We cannot let them destroy every pet on our planet! These people may actually be aliens that have been sent to destroy animals! Could your dog be next???

Ninjas

1,000 years ago in Japan, there were Ninjas. Deadly Assassins and spies trained to use deadly weapons like their main weapon: Katanas. People thought there was a legendary warrior that caused many people to become ninjas. Actually there was a ninja lord. Ninjas had many enemies. But their main one were Samurai. More intelligent warriors that protected Japanese Civilians. They were the king's soldiers. Not all ninjas are villainous. Like in Ninjago 4 ninjas protect their village from lots of baddies. There are no more ninjas in Japan today. But they still are in movies and books.

My future things I will soon invent

1. Mustard and ham sandwich 2. Bad breath detector 3. X-ray Eye Those are all the things that I am planning to build.

The worst fear

Here 4 fearsome things I might end up in: 1. Get eaten by a bear. 2. Build a monster and it eats your stuff. 3. Face the deadliest thug on earth. 4. get stung buy wasps 1,2333,000 times. How will you survive them? Wear armor? Use a spear? No. Be brave, and Face your fears.

War

War is the most tragic thing that has existed for 1,000 years. And every one of them have millions of soldiers killed. War usually is when people disagree for something but it sometimes ends with negotiation, which is peace. All these tragedies has their own cause. Like if the enemy country kills the other country's king. Which is like WWI started. Wars changed into history, but we still have fights that are like this sad thing.

Games I will download when I have my own Ipad

1. Istunt 2 2. Contract killer 3. Zs, but only for a few days. 4. SvsZ since it is my most favorite game! 5. Monster dash 6. Scribble naut 7. Jet pack joyride 8. ALLKill 9. Hero factory 10. The Simpsons 11. Zombie takeover 12. Fragger 13. Doodle sky, and that is all.

How to survive: A zombie attack

You know Zombies a not real but if they were real what will you do? Follow these tips if you wanna live: 1. Gather up things like weapons, First aid, Tight clothes, Grenades, ( you have some.) Flashlights because zombies cannot see with lights on, and hard objects. 2. If the Zombies break in use your weapons. You could use a gun or an ax, but an ax is the best defensive object. The best way to kill a zombie is to break its head off. Turn on your flash light that way you an kill zombies faster. You can run a zombie over with a car too but you wouldn't do that if there were something like 1,200 zombies in your yard. 3. Electric tools are a great idea but worker chain saws are too heavy and bulky something bad might happen to you. So use the light kind. 4. Zombies might have weapons too like a gun. If they do you'll also need 'ta' have a gun. I guess that is it.

Games on my Ipad 2

Here are the games on my Ipad 2: Zombie smash, (Which doesn't count any more since I removed it) Samurai vs. Zombies, Zombie battle and takeover, AllKill, Stickman battle, Air war, Contract killer, Angry Samurai, 2 Alien games, Ninjago, Hero Factory, Stick man sniper , Jump and run, Stick fu, Istunt, Fragger, Gravity guy, Stick wars 2 and 3, and that is all. You can tell with all these games: