Evilisim

I am minding my own businesses when I see a Giant portal! It sucks my UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! I Land into my house again, but this time I land on the couch. Hum. Where am I? Then I see myself! He sees me, then tells Mom. She traps me in a portal and Myself goes into my world! When I see him in the Good area he destroys things! But then MY Mom traps him in a portal! I break free from my portal and go back to my world... Then I wake up! It was just a dream.

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets

Harry Potter has came home from Hogwarts for the summer, meeting with his terrible Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia Dursley. Oh, and Dudley. Their Abominable son. But Even worse, Dobby, a small elf warns Harry not to go back to Hogwarts. But Harry does not listen. Ron Weasley, a friend of Harry's tells him Dobby was lying. But Dobby was telling the truth. Because students and a ghost, and a cat were attacked by this creature that said parseltongue,(which is snake language.) But when Hermoine Granger, another one of Harry's friends got attacked, she had the answer to the monster that attacked the Hogwarts students, the cat, and the ghost. The creature, is a..... Balisik! The monster is a deadly, giant snake which can scare away 1,000,000,000 spiders at a time. When Harry, Ron, and Gilderoy Lockhart come to rescue Ginny Weasley, Ron's sister, they find out the Chamber of of secrets is in a bathroom! They defeat the Balisik with Fawke's help, destroy Tom Riddle, the Slytherin that was behind all this, rescue Ginny, and finally free Dobby. For that, Dobby let Harry stay at Hogwarts. Epilogue: Tom Riddle is Voldemort!

Things I am afraid of

1. Spiders 2. Glowing red eyes 3. Mothman 4. Scary Movies 5. Vampires 6. Earthquakes 7. Alarms 8. Loud explosions 9. Thunderstorms

More jokes

Why did the class joker go to the hospital? To learn sick jokes. What is cabbage? A taxi's age. What did the rabbit say to the librarian? Can I burrow this book? When is a car not a car? When it turns into a side street.

My jokes

1. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You are to small to smoke! 2. What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key! 3. What do you call an ant that tells the truth? A Tru-ant! 4. What kind of lights did Noah use for his boat? Flood-lights!

The answer for the IXL questions

What is the answer for this question for IXL? 1. Useless 2. Stressful 3. Hard 4. The longest math game in history 5. Unbelievable 6. A bad spot to rest on? Of course the answer is number too because I always get so much stress from that.

The history of Professor Remus Lupin

Professor Lupin was just an ordinary baby until Fenrir Greyback a werewolf and a death eater bit Lupin and transformed him into a werewolf. Now he bites people crazily one by one in the wizarding world! He attended Hogwarts wizard's school when he was a grown-up. But students were really so scared of him. So people tried locking him in a hut. No use. Lupin kept howling and scratching on the walls and that scared people a LOT. So Professor Snape gave Lupin a potion that would keep him from turning into a werewolf when it is the full moon.(That is the time most werewolves are active.) But there were also times when Lupin forgot to take that potion.