Crime torture chamber Ideas

This is a Blog about what the government should use to torture bad people so they will never ever do the bad thing again.(Because putting the crook in jail doesn't really work. Because Bad people could break out.) 1. The claw winch. 2. The batting room. 3. Sent into a room filled with 1200 snakes. 4. Locked in a safe. 5. Whipping area. 6. Needle in the leg. 7. Stretching chamber. 8. The forever tickling machine. 9. 200,000,000,000 volts.

UFO

UFOs! Unidentified flying objects! What do these fearsome, flying vehicles's pilots look like? The UFO rumour has been around for centuries! People even claim that aliens tested experiments on them! The first people that were abducted by aliens were Betty and Barney Hills. Oh, and whenever you see a UFO, The MIB (Men in black) come and visit you. They ask you what did the UFO look like to you. Then they cover up the story. Anyway, See ya people next time. Ow! All right what freak put that ther... Hey! Alien device!

What I would like to talk about

1. Pocket god 2. Roblox 3. Harry Potter 4. The Simpsons 5. Star wars 6. Comic Heroes. 7. Xbox games 8. Big Nate 9. Cryptids 10. Poptropica 11. Minecraft 12. Movies that we could watch sometimes 13. Wii games 14. Transformers

What was it like a long time ago?

Sometimes I try and analyse, of what was it like 150,000 years ago. But somehow I can't think. Did the first humans on earth draw? Did cavemen ride on Woolly Mammoths? Did land just appear out of nowhere? I think that in the future we will have time machines. .... Did I say future? Maybe I shoul.... Hey I have history homework to do!

Dead snow. (Also with a zombie Hitler

People are happily walking around a city in the winter after world war 2 has ended. But then a nuclear accident not so far from here makes Nazi Zombies rise! Brains! Brains! They shout but several survivors become brave enough to face the Undead military(Cause' people usually are scared of Germans. Jack Gunderson, a survivor blasts away many zombie with a Winchester 1200! Our heroes keep killing the zombies until a zombie Hitler rises! "Watch out for his Grenade shots"! Shouts Derek numbs, another survivor. The heroes keep dodging the fire until, Someone throws a Molotov at Hitler's head. It blows Him up and this is the Nazi's last stand!

Evilisim

I am minding my own businesses when I see a Giant portal! It sucks my UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! I Land into my house again, but this time I land on the couch. Hum. Where am I? Then I see myself! He sees me, then tells Mom. She traps me in a portal and Myself goes into my world! When I see him in the Good area he destroys things! But then MY Mom traps him in a portal! I break free from my portal and go back to my world... Then I wake up! It was just a dream.

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets

Harry Potter has came home from Hogwarts for the summer, meeting with his terrible Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia Dursley. Oh, and Dudley. Their Abominable son. But Even worse, Dobby, a small elf warns Harry not to go back to Hogwarts. But Harry does not listen. Ron Weasley, a friend of Harry's tells him Dobby was lying. But Dobby was telling the truth. Because students and a ghost, and a cat were attacked by this creature that said parseltongue,(which is snake language.) But when Hermoine Granger, another one of Harry's friends got attacked, she had the answer to the monster that attacked the Hogwarts students, the cat, and the ghost. The creature, is a..... Balisik! The monster is a deadly, giant snake which can scare away 1,000,000,000 spiders at a time. When Harry, Ron, and Gilderoy Lockhart come to rescue Ginny Weasley, Ron's sister, they find out the Chamber of of secrets is in a bathroom! They defeat the Balisik with Fawke's help, destroy Tom Riddle, the Slytherin that was behind all this, rescue Ginny, and finally free Dobby. For that, Dobby let Harry stay at Hogwarts. Epilogue: Tom Riddle is Voldemort!