Things I am afraid of

1. Spiders 2. Glowing red eyes 3. Mothman 4. Scary Movies 5. Vampires 6. Earthquakes 7. Alarms 8. Loud explosions 9. Thunderstorms

More jokes

Why did the class joker go to the hospital? To learn sick jokes. What is cabbage? A taxi's age. What did the rabbit say to the librarian? Can I burrow this book? When is a car not a car? When it turns into a side street.

My jokes

1. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You are to small to smoke! 2. What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key! 3. What do you call an ant that tells the truth? A Tru-ant! 4. What kind of lights did Noah use for his boat? Flood-lights!

The answer for the IXL questions

What is the answer for this question for IXL? 1. Useless 2. Stressful 3. Hard 4. The longest math game in history 5. Unbelievable 6. A bad spot to rest on? Of course the answer is number too because I always get so much stress from that.

The history of Professor Remus Lupin

Professor Lupin was just an ordinary baby until Fenrir Greyback a werewolf and a death eater bit Lupin and transformed him into a werewolf. Now he bites people crazily one by one in the wizarding world! He attended Hogwarts wizard's school when he was a grown-up. But students were really so scared of him. So people tried locking him in a hut. No use. Lupin kept howling and scratching on the walls and that scared people a LOT. So Professor Snape gave Lupin a potion that would keep him from turning into a werewolf when it is the full moon.(That is the time most werewolves are active.) But there were also times when Lupin forgot to take that potion.

Cursed things

I am just minding my own business while I am in a comic shop. drinking an Icee suddenly, I see a closet with interesting things. I go in. the store owner suddenly comes in and says, "Hey! What in the name of the world are you doing HERE?! This is a restricted closet"! "Why"? I ask. "Because all the movie props here are..... CURSED"! "What happened"? I ask. "A clown was warped into Jurassic park, A man was warped into star wars, and more things happened". Afterwards, when I go home, I swear I'll never go into that room again.

AAGH!

I am just writing a blog on my computer when suddenly, I see the Chupacabra in my window! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! When I take my glasses off, I don't see it. HMM. Must've been seein' something. I finish my blog and go off to get some water when I see another freak thing. A Zombie! Argh! Oh well, same as last time. I was seeing things. Now the doorbell rings! I open the door. A monkey! Phew! Hey! How did you get here?! Agh! A gorilla! Very funny. I think it is Kyle in disguise. But that mask is not removable! So It is a real gorilla!