Things I SO hate these days

1. Long lasting summer camps 2. Fun places that close very easily 3. Fun things that are expensive 4. Getting stuck on an island in a kayak. 5. Traffic jams 6. TV previews 7. Mega block creators

The black death

Achoo! What is wrong today? I do not know! Oh, this reminds me of death, but scarier, the black death! In the medieval age, millions of people died from disease, it first started in Hubei,China alone. Then traders and merchants carried the dead to Italy, then it killed 1,000,000,000 people in Europe! Did this end? No! After spreading to other places, people stopped living in castles. Phew! That was a tragedy!

Zombie wars

It has been a short peaceful time after WWI after millions were killed. But, then a nuclear accident blows up the grave! dead soldiers are rising up and ready to kill the survivors! military men are attacking, but the zombies are too powerful! suddenly, a plane throws bombs and destroy the zombies! They had won! But there will be another attack...... check out Nate's zombie blog!

How to make a zombie clone trooper

1. Find a zombie head and put it on a clone trooper body. 2. Paint one of the zombie's arms red. 3. find a clone trooper helmet, it could be any type of a clone trooper's helmet. 4. get a weapon, a gun would do the best thing. 5. Put it out onto a Lego board, look how great it looks.

Attack of the undead!

It had been a peaceful time after the revolutionary war, but one day, an evil spirit arrives and brings the fallen back to life! Zombies are attacking the city! The minutemen's George Washington, leads a group of soldiers to a safe place! the army of zombies spot the survivors! but they start firing a the undead! zombies, and zombies are dying! Muskets, rifles, all the guns are destroying the zombies! But best of all, the cannons, are destroying more! The evil spirit vanishes, The humans lost 2.9 soldiers, but still, they destroyed the zombies.

constitution

I, Matthew Li shall declare that, WHOEVER changed the Ipad password will have to change back normal again! And if that person doesn't, he will be called a hole eating sniggerface!

Big bang

The big bang was an unusual event more than 1,000,000,000 years ago. Well let's get started. before dinosaurs, before us, before anything, our universe was white with a tiny orange spot. Then one day it exploded! Into a million pieces. Then after the heat cooled down, we had our first galaxies. The planets, then dinosaurs, then people, then insects, then all kinds of animals! Wait did I say spiders? Oh well, then arachnids. To this day on, nobody knows what was it like before our galaxies.

Static electricity

Doo Doop Dee Doo Doo Doop Do Dee Doo, Sigh I am so bored and I want to do something fun. Oh, Oh! Static electricity! I will do that! I rub a finger across the shag carpet and go find Kyle. He is in the living room. Reading a comic. All right, 3,2,1... OOOOWWW! Hee Hee.

Future

In my future I will have a wife, a dog, a job as a policeman. I will have 10 kids, 6 boys, 4 girls. I would make 100,000$ each year, and I will live in a house that is in a city. I would ride a helicopter, and a car. Imagine how that life would be.